OF MY OWN CONFESSIONS (Wil Ohsmford love story)

A wWhose fault is that?

"Gahhhh", I groaned out in pain. What. The. Fluck. I died. At least I thought I did.
I sat up and looked around. Literally was the prettiest thing ever. Trees were all around, the grass was so vibrantly green, and the sky so blue. Maybe I did die and this is heaven? I wonder if there's wifi.

"Hello! Anybody out there? Guardian angel or whatnot?" Looking around about five minutes or so I threw my hands up in frustration and stomped my foot. Definitely not heaven. In my heaven I don't have to wait. Though still would like to know where am I.
Curious, I walked around quietly as I was still suspicious of the place I was in. How I'd get here anyway?

I had to walk for at the least three years... Okay so maybe that was an exaggeration, but my legs didn't feel that it was. It was pretty. But now it was getting pretty boring.

"Hahahah!" I burst out laughing at my own joke. Slouching over ,holding my stomach. I died down. ( I did it again. Haha.) Suddenly I realised that I was alone in an unknown place and I have no idea how I got here. Also this forest seems to go on for miles. I kept walking around til I saw this weird tree house that looks like an onion.

Who has the time to build this?

Inside of the house was even more weird. It looks like somebody actually lived here. This. Is. THE MOST AMAZING HOUSE EVER. I WANT IT. I continued to look around to find the owner. I got to this room and saw a picture of an old couple painted. I guess this is their house. I looked up and around the room.

I gasped and jumped in shock. There was some naked boy sleep in a tub. Why is there a tub in the middle of... never mind. Strangest day of my life. Walking over cautiously to the boy I was about to be to wake him up when a hand touched my shoulder. Quickly I grabbed their hand and flipped them over. I was shocked. Oh my god. I'm Spider-Man.

The man, who was very attractive if I say so myself looked up at me just as shocked and curious. He quickly dismissed me though stood up and turned his attention to the now awoken boy, dusting himself off. Rude.

The boy looked at the both of us in surprise and I blushed bashfully, now looking down. He's naked for Christ sakes.

"Would either one of you like to explain who you are?" He spoke about to get up.
I gasped and covered my eyes waving one hand quick. "Enoleia," I muttered embarrassed.

"Get up. We need to get going on our quest." The man said. I looked back up thankfully he was now sitting back in the tub. Guess they had unfinished business. Maybe I should leave. I decided to take small side steps to get out. After the first four the man grabbed my arm and shook his head. What a dick?

The boy looked at me then to the man's hand which was still holding my arm.

"Quest!?! What quest? I don't know you or her?" He pointed his hand at me.

"I'm Allanon," he said looking like he was mentally rolling his eyes. "Do you have the elfstones?"

"They should be here," he said picking up clothes at the side of the tub. He looked through them the his head suddenly snapped back up.

"They're not here. Why do you need them anyway? And where is the girl?" Now I was confused. What other girl is he talking about? The only one in here is me. Unless. This man here is actually dun dun dunnnnnnn... a woman. Gasp.

" What girl?" I asked, pulling gently at the ends of my hair.

"The one that owns this house," he said looking at me like I was the stupid one.

"Pretty sure they own this house." I pointed to the painting. He looked at me then the picture opening and closing his mouth. Whose the dumb one now? Wait, what's wrong with his ears and why is this man dressed like this?

"I get it! This is a prank. Okay guys shows over now take me home." I looked at them both putting my hands on my hips.

"This is no prank. The world is in danger and you guys need to help fix it. The Shannara and his protector."

"What and what?" The boy said.

"How is any of that my fault?" These guys are nutjobs.

"Wil those stones were leading you to me. You are the last Shannara."

"Wait, you're Allanon. My mom told me to find you."

"You should have. It would saved a lot of time."

Again not seeing what this has to do with me. "Well, crazy one and two I'm leaving." Trying to run out when Allanon picked me up and place me back in this spot.

"Your protector duties start now. Watch him and make sure he doesn't get away. If you try to leave I will find you. And please don't hold this against me in the future." Yep definitely crazy.

I stood in the same spot facing the door trying to figure out the best in way of escape.

"Well, I guess we better better find a way out." I looked back at him now fully dressed. He must have changed while I was thinking.

"Something tells that dude will actually find us. So yeah, I'm just going to go with the flow. You know, kind of like a dead fish." I said blowing air into my cheeks and making a swimming fish motion with my hands.

He chuckled. That was sexy. Hmpht.I mean...

"Haha, I guess. Just for now. Then I'm leaving."

Allanon came back in.

"Time to go."

Danggit.