Wrong Number (NaLu)

Day Two

"Hello?"

"Hi."

"Oh. It's you again. What do you want?"

"You."

"Bye-"

"No, wait, don't hang up."

"Ugh, what now?"

"Can we at least have a decent conversation with each other?"

"No."

"Damn. I don't think I'm hot enough to handle your sass."

"You annoy me. I still have to study and do other things. I'm not supposed to be wasting my time on someone I don't know."

"But you know my name."

"So?"

"God. You make me feel so intimidated all of a sudden."

"You're welcome."

Silence.

"Um, so-"

"If you don't have anything important to tell me then you might as well end this call right now."

"Okay, okay. Geez. I just wanted to get to know you more."

"And why is that?"

"You sound like someone I know from school."

"Great, now I have to worry about a creep stalking me while I'm at school."

"I'm not a creep, thank you very much. I'm actually popular."

"Natsu.."

"Yes?"

"No, shut up, I'm thinking."

"Well then."

"Natsu.. where have I heard that name before?"

"My heart, my soul--you seriously don't know?"

"I said I'm thinking, go make some tea or something!"

"Girls these days, sheesh. And why would I even make tea?"

"Natsu.. Dragneel.. aha! Do you happen to be Zeref Dragneel's little brother?"

"Little. Yeah, right. Just 'cause he was born first doesn't mean I'm little."

"You sound a lot more younger than him."

"Seriously? 'A lot'?"

"Yeah. Got a problem?"

"Everyone's so mean. God."

"Oh, and by the way, your brother's really hot."

"What about me?"

"No."

"I'm his brother, that means I'm as equally as hot as him!"

"You're his younger brother, that means he has more hotness in him than you."

"I really wish I never said I was his brother."

"Younger brother."

"Just - shut up."

"Well, I'm gonna end this call right now. I have a lot of things to do."

"Why don't you just do them while talking to me? It might make you feel a little better."

"Bye."

"I'm kidding, Luc-"

Call ended