"It's been one week since we met each other."
"Uh, no, because we met each other at school."
"I mean it's been one week since we became close to each other."
"We're close?"
"Maybe."
"You asked me yesterday what kind of boys do I like. Now it's my turn to ask you what kind of girls do you like."
"I'm not gonna answer that."
"Why not?"
"Because I don't want to."
"I answered you. It's only fair if you answer me back."
"Ugh - fine. Okay, here it is: I like girls who aren't like you. Period."
"...such a blunt answer. You're finally learning."
"Well, I learned from the best."
"And who could that be?"
"Me."
"Can I take lessons from you?"
"Sure. How 'bout 500 jewels every month?"
"Uh, no thanks."
"But you asked."
"Have you ever heard of a joke?"
"Have you ever heard of sarcasm?"
"Fine, you win."
"Finally!"
"You happy?"
"Maybe."
"Stop saying 'maybe', it irritates me."
"..maybe."
"I'm hanging up."
"Hey, I'm kidding! Don't hang up. Please."
"I won't, don't worry."
"I love talking to you."
"Who paid you?"
"Hey, I don't say that to every girl I meet. Be lucky."
"I should be lucky that you love talking to me? Are you joking?"
"Maybe."
"Goddammit. Goodbye."
"Hey, wait, don't -"
Call ended
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