This is not a headcanon, but I'm going to write it anyways.
Today, I will /try/ to imitate the country, so ye.
America:
"I'M THE HERO, I'M THE HERO, I'M THE FUCKING HERO!!! BOW DOWN TO ALFRED FUCKING JONES, YOU HOES!!"
England:
"Yes, France. Stick that lipstick down your throat so I can peacefully drink my tea while having you choking and dying besides me. It is a very pleasant sight, if you think about it."
Canada:
"I'm Canada, I'm Canada I'm Canada."
"Lets pour maple syrup on the trees so it would look pretty, eh?"
France:
"My dick is bigger than England's eyebrows~"
"Hello, my beautiful. Do you need a red rose? Because its resembles our love!"
Russia:
"Can I be your friend? Friend is nice, right? Friends!!~"
"Do you want to die?~"
China:
"Hi, aru, my, aru, name, aru, is, aru, China, aru."
"aAYIAHHH. rUSSIA STOP SCARING ME LIKE THAT."
Italy:
"Ve, pasta, pasta, pasta!"
"Help, Germany!! I'm stuck on the ground!!"
Germany:
"Y'ALL LAZY ASSES ARE GOING TO DO FIVE TRILLIONS LAP RUN BECAUSE I SAID SO!"
"ITALY!!!"
Japan:
"Uugghyg, food prices is going higher... Ughhuh, food. Food, food, food, food."
"PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME."
Romano:
"THOSE POTATOES *bleep* NEED TO GET THE *bleep* OUT OF MI' FRATELLO'S *bleep* LIFE. *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
"-Tsundere overload-"
Spain:
"Lets add tomatoes to every shit in here!!"
"Romano!" (good job figuring out what the heck he's shouting for)
Prussia:
"ZE AWESOME PRUSSIA IS HERE TO SAVE MEIN BRUDER!!"
"Come sit on my lap, bruder!"
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Hetalia/2p Headcanon
De TodoA mix of 2p and the 1p headcanon in this.. Headcanon thingy. I was honestly, inspired by the people who made headcanon, so I was like, "Hey! I wanted to make one too!!" And thus, this thing was born. Also, this would be daily updates because of how...
