What your Sign is Professionally Certified at
Aries: accidentally biting their tongue
Taurus: ignoring people
Gemini: talking during class without getting called on
Cancer: pretending they're innocent
Leo: stalking people
Virgo: acing all of their exams without even trying
Libra: annoying the shit out of everyone
Scorpio: scaring everyone away
Sagittarius: making puns
Capricorn: eating without getting fat
Aquarius: running away from their problems
Pisces: being low key evil
