What the Signs Would Buy at Walmart
Aries: gel pens
Taurus: obscure snacks
Gemini: nice scented chapsticks
Cancer: headphones
Leo: hot wheels
Virgo: a large stuffed eagle
Libra: a soft bathrobe
Scorpio: silly printed socks
Sagittarius: the cashier
Capricorn: heelies
Aquarius: pokémon cards
Pisces: a razor scooter
