The Signs as That Annoying Friend
Aries: that annoying friend that tries to make funny vines but fails
Taurus: that annoying friend that you never actually understand
Gemini: that annoying friend that subtweets you then denies it
Cancer: that annoying friend that quadruple texts
Leo: that annoying friend that always complains that no one likes them
Virgo: that annoying friend that thinks they know everything and kind of do
Libra: that annoying friend that gets mad at everything
Scorpio: that annoying friend who is always listening to screamo music
Sagittarius: that annoying friend that never checks with their parents before making plans
Capricorn: that annoying friend that never lets you see their homework
Aquarius: that annoying friend that names the trees in your backyard
Pisces: that annoying friend that sings all the time
