The Signs in a Horror Movie
Aries: The first to die
Taurus: The one who comes home at the end to find everyone dead
Gemini: The one who figures out who/what the killer is
Cancer: The one who says "Hello? Who's there?" as if the killer will answer
Leo: The one who tries to fight back and ends up dead
Virgo: The one who sacrifices themselves
Libra: The one who says "everybody stay calm!" and freaks out themselves
Scorpio: The one who runs out the front door instead of upstairs
Sagittarius: The one who is secretly helping the killer
Capricorn: The one who snapped and went on a killing spree
Aquarius: The one who makes it until the end
Pisces: The one who screams at everything