Hidden Identity

Payback

Haru: "May!"

"What?" i chuckled.

Soon i arrived in my class and sat down. Turned out Ichy and Tak were there too.

"Hey guys!"

Tak: "You're in the class too?"

"Yeah."

Ichy: "Heard you punched Ryu yesterday."

"That was me." I grinned victoriously.

Tak: "You punched him?!" he laughed.

Girl 1: "Who's this Ichigo?"

Ichy: "Some girl."

"SOME girl?"

Girl 1: "You desperately need make-up." She snorted.

"And you desperately need plastic surgery. And help."

Girl 1: "!"

Ichy: "Hahahaha buurrned!"

Girl 1: "You're supposed to back me up!"

Ichy: "With what? Prescriptions?"

"Hahaha!"

Girl 1: "Ichigo!"

"I think i hear a pterodactyl screeching your name."

Ichy: "Hahahaha!"

Girl 1: "We're through!" he huffed and stomped off.

Ichy/Me: "GOOD RIDDANCE!"

Then we looked at each other and started laughing again like wild maniacs.

Haru and Tak were there grinning at both of us, exchanging looks.

Ichy: "What?"

Haru: "You seem happy when you're with her." He grin grew wider.

Ichy: "!"

Tak: "I ship it."

Ichy: "Shut up comic boy!"

Tak: "Likewise, Cake boy."

Ichy: "What did you say?!"

Then the classroom door opened and everyone ran back to their seats and the class fell silent.

Teacher: "Good morning class."

Class: "Good morning Sir."

Teacher: "I believe we have a new student. Let's try to make her feel welcome, okay? What's your name?"

"Err...Claire..."

Teacher: "Ok Claire, we usually do paired work so i'm afraid i'm going to have to move you next to someone."

"Um-i can work on my own!"

Teacher: "Don't be shy, sit next to Jinpachi." He pointed at a boy with a free seat next to him.

I sighed heavily in my head. I slowly dragged myself over to the seat and hesitantly sat down whilst the teacher was explaining the lesson task.

*I sat on the very edge of the desk; away from boys like i always do.

I think the boy got offended by this because he said-

-"I don't bite you know."

I just turned the other way.

Jinpachi: "Hey! I'm not that bad!"

"I know...i just don't like your species."

Jinpachi: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Teacher: "Even me?"

"...he's a boy....you're a man...so you don't technically count..."

Teacher: "Oh i'm a man?" he wiggled his eyebrows and the class erupted with laughter including me.

He's one of the joker teachers...

"I didn't mean it like that!"

Girl 2: "It's okay, some girls just like older guys." She giggled.

And the class started laughing again. Including Haru and Ichy while Tak continued to grin.

I put my hands on my face in embarrassment and put my head on my desk while the class laughed.

Teacher: "Haha, ok ok work time now....It's fun to have new students!"

*Sighh*

By the end of class, the girls had stopped glaring at me and would tease me instead.

Girl 1: "I thought you like Haru but..."

Girl 2: "No Shannon! He's just a BOY!"

*Girls giggling again*

Girl 3: "Claire prefers OLDER guys!"

*Girls laughing hysterically*

At at this point, i was too.

Shannon: "Who do you ship me with?"

"I don't know! I don't know any of you people!"

Ichy: "What about Ruffer?"

Shannon: "Wha?! Noooooo!"

"Ruffer? Sounds like a name for a dog!"

Shannon: "That's cuz it is...my pet dog."

"Oh..."

Then the same girl from before strutted towards me. Remember the girl who was with Ichy? Yeah, her.

Girl: "STOP, walking around like you own the place!"

"I'm sitting down..."

Girl: "W-well then stop TALKING like you own the place!"

"Can you do ME a favour and stop talking? My ears are so close to bleeding; just zip it." I raised my hand and did the zip gesture on my mouth.

Girl: "You shut up! Your face is hurting my eyes!" she looked pretty proud with her comeback.

"And yet i'm still prettier than you."

Girl: "W-wha?! UGH! Fuck you!" she stormed away in fury.

"YOU TOO!" I shouted back with my fingers forming a thumbs up sign.

Shannon: "HAHAHA! That's Kate for ya! I've been trying to get back at her for AGES! You showed her!"

"Um...thanks? What have you been trying to get her back for?"

Shannon: "Well, she's always being mean to me."

"Does she have a locker?"

Shannon: "Yeah..."

"What does she have in there?"

Shannon: "Well...i think there's perfume, lipstick, mascara, extra shoes, shampoo and all that."

"There's your answer."

Shannon: "?"

"Get her shampoo bottle and replace the liquid with hair removing cream."

Shannon: "!"

"If you can't do it, then i'll try. She hasn't really made the best first impression on me either."