Hidden Identity

Part of the past revealed

[A/N There's been a misunderstanding. When i write "*since then me and my dad have been mere strangers" it means that my dad and i don't talk; but not because of that reason i wrote (that's fiction). There's another reason for me and my dad's hatred but that's another story for another day. Maybe i should do a book 'All about me' or something like that? I dunno...]

Shannon: "Really?! You could get in trouble!"

"Only if i get caught."

Shannon: "Okay...but how are we gonna open her locker?"

I cast my eyes to Ichy.

"Hiiiiii!" i went over to him.

Ichy: "...what do you want?"

"I heard you're a badass."

Ichy: "Well..." he smiled. "That i am." He confirmed with a boastful voice.

"Can you open other people's lockers?"

Haru: "I'm getting a bad feeling..."

Tak: "Calm down, it's just your first day."

Ichy: "I can open them, no problem! But what if you get in trouble with Mr Shimada?"

"That's only if i get caught."

Ichy: *Sigh* "Don't blame me later." He said getting up.

"Do you know where her locker is?"

Shannon: "....yeah...."

"Hello?"i waved my hand in front of her face while she stared at Ichy.

Tak: "This always happens."

"With Shannon?"

Haru: "No...every girl."

"Going by that logic, i'm not a girl then."

Ichy: "It's not my fault i was born incredibly handsome and hot."

"Dude your self-esteem is so high, i can't even see it." I said looking at the ceiling. "I think i need a telescope."

Ichy: "Shut up ugly!"

"You need to come up with a new insult, big-mouth."

Ichy: "Well, you're mouth is so big-*pfft*-HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"You never finish off that joke! Spit it out!"

Ichy: "HAHAHAHA ARE YOU SURE? HAHAHAHA-"

Tak: "Claire if i were you, i would say no."

"But you're not me! Come on you laughing goat!"

Ichy: "Okaaaay then! Your mouth is so big that-*ack*-even my dick could fit inside it! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"?!"

[A/N last time a guy did this joke to me while i was walking home, and i just awkwardly walked away while he was busy basking in his glory. Ugh.]

Haru: "ICHIGO!"

Tak: "That's pretty funny actually..." he grinned.

Shannon: "....."

"New rule! Insults must be appropriate! Okay!? Or is that going to be difficult for you?"

Ichy: "Fine tch. Let's go."