Question: Will you watch Shrek with me?
"Ha!" Peridot sneered, crossing her arms. "'Shrek?' Is that some sort of entertainment you humans find amusing on that vision cube? Useless drabble! I'll have no part of it!"
Five Hours Later...
"...All that glitters is goooold," Peridot muttered, staring transfixed at the screen, shipping charts scattered all around her.
