Dare: I dare you to twerk on lapis
"....Twerk?"
"WHY MUST YOU ALL MAKE ME RUIN PERIDOT'S INNOCENCE?!" Admin bawled, falling to the floor with a sob. She took out her computer reluctantly. "Alright, Peri, prepare yourself while I show you how to...Twerk."
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"OH MY GOD, WHAT IN THE NAME OF HOMEWORLD ARE THEY DOING?! Are they attempting fusion?!"
Admin scratched the back of her head awkwardly. "Um, no, not really..."
"Why would he just willingly let her rub her butt on him then?" Peridot demanded.
Admin coughed, her face a bright red. "Well, uh...Y-You see..."
"Whatever! So, for this dare, I just have to...'Twerk...' On Lapis?"
"U-Um, I guess so-"
"I can't," Peridot said, staring blankly at Admin.
"Er, why no-?"
"SHE'S AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN, YOU CLOD!"
