"Um....Hi me....Have you heard of a 'Pairing' called Lapidot? To be honest, I have no idea what It is. And no one seems to want to explain-"
"Hello, fellow Peridot. Pleasure to make your intellectual acquaintance." Peridot paused, tapping her chin to think. "Hm...Lapidot? Is that some sort of gem...? Perhaps Admin will know..." she murmured, stomping over to a curtain, and flinging it to the side."
"AAAAAGH, PERI, I'M BUSY HERE!" Admin screamed, slamming her laptop shut.
"By busy, do you reading what you call 'fanfictions' again?" Perdiot asked blankly, unimpressed.
Admin huffed, hiding the computre behind her back. "No!" she lied, gazing to the side uneasily.
Peridot waved it off. "Irrelevant. Moving on...Admin. I need you to explain this...Lapidot to me."
Admin's mouth dropped open, as she gaped at Peridot. "L-Lapidot?"
"Yes...Apparently, I would like to know the answer."
Admin shuffled her feet, wringing her hands. "Well, um...It's like...It's kind of like...Um..." Admin leaned forward, whispering in Peridot's ear.
Peridot listened intently to her words, her eyes slowly getting bigger and bigger.
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Peridot approached the other Peridot on shaky legs, taking her hand, and collapsing to the ground. "Oh, what have those Earthling clods done to me...?." Peridot whispered. "P-People think...Lapis and us...We should...."
Peridot looked up at the other Peridot. "Please...Save yourself...And never, ever let your Admin show you...'Lapidot Fanfictions.'"
With that, Peridot collapsed to the ground, moaning in a miserable manner.
