I am Iochi Sorra Umai.

Travel

Iochi pov:

I've been walking for hours... I have two major... ok three major weakness's I've got a bad but not horrible Sence of direction, I'd do almost anything for Dango's... I've got a major fear of crowds, people in sizeable numbers in general...

That's it. I'm asking the forest for directions.

'Forest, which way to the nearest port town?' I mentally asked.

'Go straight left from where you are.' I heard a mango tree reply.

'Thanks.' I thought back, following the set directions.

I looked through the bingo book I had in hand when I stopped on a picture... that was my target.

A rogue Ninja from the village hidden in the clouds... Chunin level... well if I catch him off gard killing or capturing him should be easy...

About a week ago some criminal rogue Ninja, just about above genin... they wour seriously trying to kill me... in the end, my vines killed them. The blood put me in temporary shock.

After a few unrelated attacks, I've gotten some what used to killing... it's not nice... then there was that encounter with that snake guy... he almost bit me... I'm glad I placed him under a genjutsu to escape and left him fighting a vine clone.

Man... he was creepy... *involuntary shudder*

Anyway, I was just now arriving at the port. It was a descent sized port to where I needed to go.

I'm gonna find the toad sage Jiraiya for training. Maybe he'll know who the snake freak was...

I have the adventures of a gutsy Ninja with me for an autograph...

And a picture of the author is present on the 'about author page'.

Though from a few of the people who actually talked to me back in the village, he's been labelled as a pervert.

Should be easy to find him.

Just ask what town he's been to, if he's still around, look for places to hide for peeking on ladies... easy as...

Oh yeah!!! There's my target, rouge Ninja!!! He's got a pretty good bounty... it should top up my savings for travel for the next six months...

I'd hate to trick someone then kill them... but he's killed 8 innocent family's in the last three months alone.

All of his family is dead anyway, no wife or children, his village wants him dead. So he's going to be killed and taken to the collection centre.

"Hay mister. I'm kinda lost... my home's in the forest, but I can't remember the way back... can you help me?" I asked my target.

I'm just a few months over 8 years old, so it's easy to look completely clueless to the blood lust he's giving off.

He led me back into the forest, to a clearing. So just for fun I pretended to be a little scared. "W-why did we st-stop? It's dark... and not my home...?" Man it's difficult to not blow my cover.

"Well, you see, little girl, your not going home... Ever!!! Your going to die here, choking on your own blood!!! Hahaha!!!" The idiot target exclaimed.

I decided that it was enough playing around.

"Oh really? Maybe I'll use that way you just described to kill you." I whispered in his ear Kunai to his throat with a cold Smerk.

He choked on the air and stopped laughing as I smirked and slit his throat deeply. I decided to end his suffering and inserted a senbon in his skull. He died almost instantly.

I sealed the corps in a scroll and moved on. After cleaning my hands in a river I went back to the port, and continued traveling.

After awhile, I came to the collection centre, got the bounty and left, now I'm going past the hot springs....

That's when I hear what sounds like an old man giggling... so I went to check it out...

Guess who I found.

"OH MY KAMI SAMA!!! IT'S JIRAIYA THE TOAD MOUNTAIN SAGE, SUPER PERV, AND WRITER OF THE TAILS OF A GUTSY NINJA!!!" I shouted excitedly at him.

He went paper white and flimsy fell to the ground. I just blinked a few times...

"Ah? Are you alright?" I asked him.

After a few more moment's he recovered and jumped up standing straight. "Hahaha!!! So you know of my greatness!!!?" I think it was a rhetorical question...

"Hai!!! Oh, can you autograph this?" I pulled out my copy of tails of a gutsy Ninja.

He grinned, pulled out a marker from seemingly no where and signed the first page.

There was a little bit of squealing in the background, not much though. I had stars surrounding me with astonishment.

"Do you think you could train me for the next four months, and let me travel with you?!" I asked.

He looked like he was debating it...

So the next thing I said was, "ya know, ladies are suckers for men who are responsible and look after a little kid alone, generally little girls..." I informed.

His face lit up a little.

"Ok, ok, you got me kid, ya got me, so... what's your name?" He asked.

"Oh, me, I'm Iochi Sorra Umai." I introduced.

The smiled, then realization and recognition flashed on his features... followed closely by shock.

And that, was how I came to meet Jiraiya. The supreme perv.

*no one pov*

Unknown to both the old toad sage and the strange pail girl, a teen with red eyes and a man with shark like features had witnessed the entire exchange.

"So Itachi, do you think that leader would like to hear of this development?" The shark man asked his partner.

"Hn, undoubtedly kisame." He replied.

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