Amazing Comebacks!!!

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Ok, so B means Boy and G means girl (this part is for girls) Oh, and Y means You. ENJOY!!!!

B: I would do anything for you, even go to the end of the world, just for you.

G: Good, go. but do us all a favor, and STAY THERE!!!

Y: Do you still love nature? (person is confused) I mean, despite what it did to you..

B: Would you like to go on a date?

G: Sure!! I'm busy all week, but NEVER is good to. :)

OR

B: Would you like to go out on a date?

G: SURE!!! I'm busy(whenever) but Feb. 30 @ 6:00 p.m. works just fine. :)

Y: To many freaks, not enough circuses.

Y: Oh, love the new outfit, but a new attitude would do us all good.

Y: could you repeat that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of HOW RIGHT I WAS/ HOW WRONG YOU ARE!!!

You: sorry, I can't speak idiot.

You: Do you hear that? Ya, that's the sound of I DON'T CARE!!! XP

You: NOOOOO!!! There's a hole in my shirt. Well, at least it's not as big as the one in your head!!!!

XP!! That's all for now folks!!

Make sure to read my other books, and give me tips or whatever. BYEEEEEEE!!! My lovely butterflies }|{

Here are some new ones.

Y: It's pointless to make fun of you, cause you'll just take the rest of the day to figure you out.

Y: Maybe if you ate your makeup, you'd be pretty on the inside.

Y: Wow, you're even dumber than you look.

Y: Talk to the left hand, cause i'm right (during an argument)

Y: wOULD YOU LIKE A TATOO? The only thing i can do is an imprint of my fist on your cheeck, but it might be a little red when i give it to you.

(OKAY, SO THIS HAPPENED TO ME!!! I missed a day of school, and i asked this guy that obviously likes me, what i missed, he replied with "your face" and i said "i know you missed it but what did I miss?" LOL!)

GO CHECK OUT MY NEW STORY 'Smile'!!!!!!

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