Lieutenant Morrison and the World of Randomness

Chapter 5- A New Friend

"Make America Great Again.... Make America Great Again... Make America Great Again...." whispered Donald Trump in Steve's head.

"Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!" yelled out Steve and woke up with a cold sweat.

Next to him a bunch of vultures stood checking him out to see if he was dead or not. They were startled from his yelling that they started to fly away. Thinking fast, Steve pulled out his side arm and shot one in the back.

"I'm not done yet you rats with wings!!!" yelled Steve.

Victoriqua woke up a few feet next to Steve also as if she had a nightmare.

"What's happening?" she said with a dazed look on her face.

"Well... let's just say I caught us some breakfast," said Steve.

They took the dead vulture to some kind of building that looked like a Butcher's shop. They asked the hobo butcher if he could gut and clean the vulture so it could be cooked and he gladly did it because they saved Trump Town from enemy occupation. Secretly the hobo was part an elite Trumpeteer early warning unit which explains why he was so far away from the town. After the vulture was finished being cleaned, Steve started a bonfire and started cooking it.

"Why did you wake up so startled?" asked Steve.

"Oh it was nothing, just a bad dream, don't worry about it....." said Victoriqua.

"Okaaayyyy..." said Steve in an awkward way."Well I had the worst, bone chilling nightmare as well."

"What happened in it?" asked Victoriqua in curiosity.

"It's hard to explain," said Steve. "All I remember is when I found Donald Trump dying right in front of me and I was looking into his eyes that had the reflection of the American Flag deep in his pupils..." said Steve in a depressing voice. "And his inspiring words kept on repeating in my head... Make America Great Again... Make America Great Again... Make America Great Again..."

"And then I woke up," he added.

"You'll get over it," said Victoriqua.

"No, I'll never get over it!!!!!!, said Steve."Donald Trump was the greatest and most inspiring man you would ever meet in your life!!! And no one can tell me he isn't!!!," yelled Steve with hatred towards himself for letting another man die just like all of his brothers in Iraq.

"Alright let's eat, the vulture looks finished," said Victoriqua.

They enjoyed their free meal and decided to rest at the village for the next week. For the next few days, Steve kept on having the same nightmare and sleepless nights. Of course a few days is a long time and Steve and Victoriqua continued to grow closer and closer improving both their trust and understanding. The girl proved an excellent marksman which allowed Steve to also teach her the basics of Stealth and tactics.

One night when Steve was about to fall asleep he heard an awfully familiar voice a few feet away from his bed. He looked up and he came to realize it was Donald Trump! Well not really, but his ghost was there.

"What are you doing here sir?" asked Steve.

"Steve... I need you to Make America Great Again by destroying the Evil Wizard with his followers...." said Donald Trump.

"But how sir? I don't have anyone to help me, except for Victoriqua, but that's it." said Steve.

"Yes there is... the Trumpeteers..." said Trump.

"Those peasants?? I'd rather have Russian conscripts under my command, and that says a lot." said Steve.

"Trust me son... those people have a lot of potential within them... and... if you don't then the Evil Wizard will conquer everything along with MURICA!!" said Trump.