Hey guys! I'm writing this new (unbelievably ridiculous) song and this is what I have so far. Tell me what you think!
Man on radio: And it looks like it's gonna be another day in Paradise with temperatures over 110 degrees and climbing! Stay in. Stay cool.
Guy 1: Ugh! Dude it's so freaking hot! I can't concentrate on the game anymore.
Guy 2: I know man. My controller feels like a slip and slide.
Guy 1: This sucks.
*the sound of a door busting open*
Guy 3: Everyone shut up! I have an idea! Let's spend the rest of summer in the local IKEA! It's air conditioned there and the place is full of couches! And Steve will love it there cause the employees don't mind mouches!
Guy 1: Whoa whoa whoa, hold on a second. Who the hell is Steve? And is mouches even a real word?
Guy 3: Who gives a *beep*? It's summer dammit! Let's go!
(Start chorus)
*singing* So grab your water gun and we'll go and have some fun! It's a party every day so come on and bring your bae! We're getting off YouTube and Tumblr cause it's summer! In IKEA!
(End chorus)
Guy 4: Hey, now just a minute. What makes you think IKEA's just gonna let us hang out in their store all summer?
Guy 3: Dude, the place is run by college kids! They wanna part just as much as we do!
Girl 1: Will there be games?
Guy 1: Dodgeball every day! With water wars in between!
Girl 2: And karaoke nights with songs by bands like Queen!
Guy 2: And enough cold sodas to drown the average teen!
*music screeches to stop*
Guy 3: Uhh..... Nice description there, buddy. You feeling okay?
Guy 2: Yeah, why do you ask?
Guy 3: Just checking... Anyway start the music again!
(Chorus)
Guy 4: I'm still not convinced that this is a good idea, guys.
Girl 3: Well I'm still not convinced you're not an adult in disguise!
Girl 1: Ooh!
Guy 2: You need some ice for that burn?
*high five is heard*
Guy 4: You think you're real funny... Well now it's my turn.
Girl 2: Dude, just shut up. There's no need to cry. Huh. I just noticed how we rhyme. We don't even have to try.
Guy 3: Hey guys! We gonna go chill or not?
Girl 3: Come on peeps let's go, this place is way too hot.
Guy 1: Hold on one second... It feels like something's missing.
Guy 2: Yeah... The pop culture references stopped.
Guy 3: Hmm... Let me think of a few. In the meantime, back to the song!
(Chorus)
Guy 3: Guys... It's too hot. I can't think of any clever one liners....
Girl 1: Lets just get out of here.
Guy 2: Don't forget the Xbox! Jerry and I need to play some CoD!
Girl 2: Oh shut up Billy, it's the summer! This is no time for video games! Play some dodgeball! Drink a soda! Kiss a girl! Do something! You can't just-
*she is cut off as Guy 2 (Billy) kisses her*
Girl 2: *pulling away* What was that for?
Guy 3: Hey, you asked for it. Don't make an offer if you're just gonna bitch about the results.
Adult 1: Hey guys! The song's getting kinda long! You need to end it soon.
Guy 3: Okay, thanks Tom. Uhh.... What now?
Adult 2: I dunno, do the chorus again or something!
Girl 3: Good idea.
(Chorus)
I know, it's ridiculous, but it was fun to write. And it's nothing like my other songs.
