Dear No One [on hold]

January 15 ~ 4pm

Hey, it's me again, the dude who's still really sorry.

So, it is currently 4 pm and here I am, still in bio class, my ass still stuck on this stupid desk chair, while Mr. Nicoletti is reading some lame article at his. I'm supposed to be staying in detention for like two more hours and that just makes me want to pull my freaking hair out.

A two-hour detention for just chewing gum in class? My ass.

He's also expecting me to write a full report on why I believe or don't believe in evolution right now but screw that, I'll just write another letter to you.

Since you've written three letters to me while thinking I was avoiding you (which I wasn't. I was just absent the whole time) I'm gonna pay back the favor so we'll be even.

So, you said you wanted to know more about me, huh?

Well then Mollie Dolly, here's the ultimate moment. I will finally tell you some things about me.

You see how I underlined the word 'some' over there? Yeah, only some. Not everything. Just some. Because you never told me much about yourself yet. So, some.

What was that word again?

Yup, you guessed it. SOME.

Okay, I hope I made that clear. So don't come complaining to me that I didn't tell a lot to you.

Alright, well here are a list of some things about me:

Just to warn you, I'm not really good with this whole "introducing yourself" shit, but whatever. I'm gonna give it a try.

- So, just to start off, I indeed am a guy. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you knew that already. Sorry.

- Umm, I've been alive for like over seventeen years in this world so far and I'm still hoping I will get to live more longer..

- I was born right before that day where it has a lot of "hearts" and "love" involved and all that other cheesy romantic shit.

- I'm into indie rock and electronic music.

- I don't like when it's night time because...stuff happens.

- I hate the silence, so I usually keep my headphones on with loud music blasting into my ears.

- I actually like the two subjects you hate the most (math and science). Call me a nerd, I don't care.

- I am awesome.

- I hate red apples. I only like green ones. I'm not racist though.

- I want to meet Kanye West one day, walk up to him and say that I'm better than him. (Probably might get punched after that.)

- No, I won't tell you my name yet.

- I'm claustrophobic, germophobic, and I hate sports. (I'm guessing you're either disappointed or relief because I'm not a hot jock. Kinda hoping you're relief..)

- Some day, I'd really like to wear a shirt that says 'LIFE' on it and hand lemons to people to keep things literal.

- And lastly for now, I don't really like most people. But you I can accept. :-)

Yup, well. Those were some things about me. Not a lot. I know. Hope that you were somewhat enlightened from that.

Yeah, I felt weird writing all that down. I felt like I was preparing some facts about myself to put on some dating website like eHarmony.

Okay, so I have like thirty more minutes to write that evolution report I haven't even started yet and plus, Mr. Nicolletti's kinda giving me his evil stare again like laser beams are about to zap me from his eyes and I'll probably burn to death. Who knows, this old guy could probably be Superman's evil nemesis or something.

So yeah, I'm gonna end this letter right now before that happens.

Sincerely,

Me, the guy who hopes you're still not mad at him.

P.S. You should really listen to the song called 'Collide' by Howie Day. I think it might cheer you up a bit. I just heard this song playing a few minutes ago, and I thought of you.