Author's note: This is based on the Impractical Jokers challenge "Now!".
Sal: "Today we're out in the park, having completely normal conversations with strangers!", I say into the camera. "However, at any point during the conversation, the other guys can yell "Now!" " James says. "When we hear the word "Now!", We have to do whatever weird task was assigned to us." Brian said. "If you don't complete the weird task when you hear "Now!", you lose." Joe said. "When are we doing thi-" I get cut off by James. "Noooooow!" He says in my face. I go first. I pull my task out of my pocket. "What does your task say, buddy?" Joe says into my earpiece. "Run up to a stranger, take a sip of their drink, and run away." I reply. I put the strip of paper back in my pocket and start to look around. Then I see my target. She had long (Y/H/C) hair, beautiful (Y/E/C) eyes, and the prettiest smile. She looked at me and I walked over to her. "Hey. How are you?" I said to her. "I'm good. How are you?" She said. She had the most beautiful voice. "I'm good. What's your name?" I asked. "(Y/N). What's your name?" she replied. "Sal. Pleasure to meet you." She smiles at me. "Same here." "Now!" I hear Brian say into the earpiece. She looks at me. "Well, it was nice to meet you, (Y/N). Would you like to get coffee sometime and we can get to know each other better?" "That would be nice." She smiled at me. I hand her my phone and she puts her number in my contacts. "Sal, the whole point is to take a sip of her drink. Not hit on her! Take a sip of her drink now!" Brian says into my earpiece. "Can I see this?" I take her drink, take a sip, and run away. I ran back over to her and apologize to her. she forgives me. "Thanks for the drink." I said. "You're welcome." she replies. "Well, I'll see you later, I guess, Sal." She starts to walk away and I grab her hand, spinning her around. I lean down and kiss her square on the mouth. She kisses back while smiling. The guys are cheering and whooping in my earpiece. This is the best day ever.
Brian (Q): Now it is my turn. I pull my challenge out of my pocket. "Over-congratulate? About what?" I tell the guys. "Over-congratulate someone about nothing." Sal says in my earpiece. I mutter under my breath and walk over to the stage and see a girl with (Y/H/C) hair. She was sitting on some kind of stage, staring down at her phone. "Excuse me," I say. She looks up at me with beautiful (Y/E/C) eyes. "Do you know what this normally is? Is this like a stage of some sort? Do you know?" "Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know. I'm not from here. I thought these were just ordinary concrete steps." She replied in a sweet Irish voice. What I didn't know is that I haven't been hearing anything for the last five minutes in my ear piece. "Let's never say now," Joe said to Sal and James. "You have a lovely tattoo there." I said, pointing out her heart tattoo. "Thanks." she replies. "I'd like to congratulate ya on that. Now would be the time, now." I said and I heard soft giggles in my ear. I start to walk away until I hear it. "Now!" James said. I ran back over to the beautiful girl. "Congratulations on that tattoo!" I say to her and kiss the top of her hand. "Thanks..." she replied, stunned. I walk away and then I hear in my ear again. "Now!" I run back over to her. "I also like those shoes. Congratulations on those," I said to her. "Thanks again," she said. I walk over to the guys. "Now!" Sal said to me and I run back over to her. "Congratulations on your glasses too!" "Thanks!" she said once more. "All right, buddy. I'm going to turn the screws on this. When I say "Now!", I want you to get her phone number. If she says no, you lose." Joe says to me as I walk over. "Okay. Ready buddy? Now!" I run over to her and I apologize for the craziness. "Can I have your number and we can hang out sometime?" "Yeah, sure." I hand her my phone and she types in her number. "I'll call you and we can set something up," I say to her. "Sounds like a plan." "Okay." I smile at her and she smiles back. "Oh and one more thing before I go." She looks up at me and I lean in and kiss her. She kisses me back and I hear the guys in my earpiece fake vomiting. I giggle softly against her lips. She smiles against mine. I can say her lips taste really good. ;)
James (Murr): I pull my task out of my pocket. "Talk to a tree. What the hell does that mean?" I ask the guys and they laugh in my ear. I walk over and sit by a girl with (Y/H/C) hair. She had a camera and a frappuchino with her. "Hi. How are you?" I said. She looks at me with the most beautiful (Y/E/C) eyes. "I'm good. How are you?" she said in a British voice. "I'm good." I smile at her. "Now!" Sal says in my earpiece. I turn around and start talking to the tree. "Hello tree. How ya doing?" The girl looked at me in confusion. "You're looking very good today." I didn't see her take a picture of me talking to the tree. "Excuse me, why are you talking to the tree?" she asked me. I look over at her. "Oh, I'm very sorry. I just like talking to trees." "Oh okay. This is bizarre." She said. I hear laughter in my earpiece. "Now!" I hear again. "So, where were we at, tree?" I hear more laughter in my ear. I turn back to the girl. "Are you from here or...?" "I'm from the U.K." "Well, welcome to the U.S. What's your name?" "I'm (Y/N). What's your name?" "I'm James. Nice to meet you. Um, would you like to get some coffee and I can show you around?" "Yeah, that would be nice." She smiles at me. "If you hand me your telephone, I can put my number in there." I hand her my phone and she puts her number into my contacts. I hear the boys in my ear talking. "Okay, Murr. I want you to tell her that you've never been kissed." She gives me my phone. "Can I tell you something?" I asked her. "Sure, anything." "I've never been kissed." "Will you do me the honor of being my first kiss?" Q said into my earpiece. "Will you do me the honor of being my first kiss?" "Sure." I leaned in slowly. "I'm going to kiss you..." "Now!" Sal said into my ear. I turn to the tree and talk to it again. The boys are in a fit of laughter in my ear. I even heard (Y/N) laughing at me. I smiled at the tree and to myself, knowing I had her from my actions. I turned around and kissed her. She kissed back while laughing. What a day!
Joe: I pull my task out of my pocket. "Change my pants? How am I supposed to change my pants?" I asked the guys. "You see the backpack next to the hot girl over there? That's where your spare pants are." I sigh and walk over to her. I sit down on the bench and I see her drawing something in a sketchbook. "Hey. How are you?" I say to the girl with the (Y/H/C) hair. She looks up from her book with the most beautiful (Y/E/C) eyes. "I'm alright. How are you?" she said in an Australian accent. "I'm good. Lovely day in the park, yeah?" I ask. "Oh yes, mate. I like it up here than down under, ya know." she replies. "Yeah, I understand what you're saying. "Do you know of any attractions around here?" The beautiful girl asks me. "Wait, what the heck are we waiting for? Right now!" Sal says in my earpiece. "Hold on, buddy. Let me just give you a little remix here. N-N-N-N-Neh-Neh-now!" Brian says into the earpiece after Sal. I unzip the backpack and pull out the spare pants. I stand up and take off the pants that I am currently wearing. "Oh yeah. There are lots of places to see here." I said to her as I changed my pants and sat down. "The shops downtown are really beautiful." I told her. "Now." James said in the earpiece. I stand back up and take off the pants. She looks at me in confusion. "Now! Now! Now! Now!" I hear in my ear repetitively. I kept putting my leg in the pant leg. After 2 minutes, I hear the "Now!"s stop. "Sweet!!!!!!" I hear James squeal in the earpiece. "Some days you can never get comfortable." I said. "I'm Joe, by the way." "I'm (Y/N). Nice to meet ya." She said. "Since you asked me if there are any attractions in New York, how about I show you around here?" I ask. "Sure. That would be great." She smiles at me. "I can give you my phone number if you want it?" "Okay." I said and handed her my phone. She typed in her number and handed her phone back to me. I smiled at her. "I'll text you." I said. "Okay. Sounds good." she replied. "What we do here in America is we kiss people goodbye on the mouth." I told her, making up an excuse to kiss her. "Oh, okay." she replied. I lean in and kiss her. She kissed me back while smiling. I pulled away and we both say our goodbyes.
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