Impractical Jokers Preferences (Currently Updating)

#48: He Gets Jealous

Sal: Sal looks up from the rack of clothes he's scanning when he hears your laugh across the store. He glares over the rack of button downs as the male clerk at Macy's hand you another dress you obviously couldn't reach. He wraps his large hand around the clothing rack as he watches you smile up at the clerk. "I'll take you to a dressing room love," the young man says with a cheeky smile, leading you towards the fitting rooms. Sal cracks his neck while trying to push the jealously threatening to boil over deep down in his stomach before he's stalking off to the fitting room. He stands at the end of the fitting room watching as you step from the door to look at yourself in the floor length mirror in front of you. You spot him in the reflection, tilting your head as you smile. He stalks towards you, spinning you in his arms to press his lips against your tightly as the clerk reappears. "Let's go home," Sal says pushing you into the dressing room for you to change. "But... what about my clothes?" you question as he drags you from the store. "I'll buy you whatever you want, online... right now, I'm taking you home so I can get my name back into you," he growls against your ear and you sigh because it all makes sense. "Sal," you giggle softly in his ear, "you're the only name I know," you reassure him. "We're so going home now," he says as he grabs your hand, dragging you out of Macy's.

Brian (Q): Brian glares at you from across the table as you ask the waiter another question. He rolls his eyes as the young boy is all too willing to lean over you to point some things out on the menu in your hand. He clenches his fists on the table when the waiter winks at you before finally acknowledging Brian. "Thanks... Michael" Brian says with tight lips, watching as the waiter once again gives you the once over before walking away. "Tosser..." he grumbles and you look up from your drink to glance at him. "What was that babe?" you question watching as he crosses his arms over his chest, the muscles in his biceps bulging. "Tosser... flirting with you when I'm sitting right here" he complains and you smile at him over the candle light. You lean over the table, encouraging him to do the same before you're pressing your lips together. "He can flirt all he wants too baby... but I'm going home with you tonight just like I do every other night," you assure him, nibbling his ear before sitting back down in your chair. When Michael returns to the table with your food, you keep your eyes on Brian and completely ignore the waiter. When you leave, Brian actually leaves a tip "Don't hit on your customers girlfriend and you'll get more money."

James (Murr): "You sure you don't mind?" Casey asked James once again as the two finished their game of Call of Duty. James nodded with a chuckle, assuring his best friend he didn't mind him using you to help him with the bathing suit line of My Box Clothing. "Where you going beautiful?" James asks a few days later, watching as you make your way towards the front door. "I'm going to Casey's, he got the samples in for the bathing suit line so I'm going over to model them... Did you want to come along?" you ask, noticing the frown that fell upon his handsome face. James sits on the couch of his best friend's apartment, watching as you step out in a blue and white polka dot bikini, the signature triangle on the back of your bottoms. Casey steps forward to circle you, taking in every angle of the bikini and James feels his blood boiling as he steps back. "What do you think?" you ask Andy, turning to the side to look at yourself in the mirror. "What do you think? This is for girls," Casey retorts with a smile. "I think it looks great, for the record but that could just be you," he says with a cheeky smile. You roll your eyes at Casey's comment before you go back into his room to change into another bikini. "What's up, bud?" Casey asks James, noticing the tense stature of his mate's shoulders. "Can you not, make comments like those about her when she's barely clothed" James says through barely clenched tensed teeth. "Sorry mate, didn't mean to offend you but there's no reason to be jealous. All she does when she's barely clothed is ask if you'd like the bathing suit" Casey tells him, knocking his shoulder with his before wondering off into the kitchen when you reappeared in the living room. "What do you think James?" you ask turning around so he can see from all angles. "Sexy" he tells you with a smile, pulling you onto his lap. "Hey... at least wait until I'm out of the room," Casey jokes from the doorway of the kitchen.

Joe: Joe packed his golf bag back in the trunk of his new car before making his way back into the country club he had recently joined. He changed into his swim trunks before making his way towards the pool were you had told him you'd be when he finished golfing. Walking across the warm surface of the deck, Joe spotted your navy blue haltered bikini lying against the white lounge chair taking in the warm sun. He also noticed the lifeguard on the stand a few chairs down from yours eyeing your body as you tanned. Dropping his white t-shirt into your pool bag, he kicked his flip-flops off before leaning down to press his lips to yours. "I'm popping in for a dip," he tells you, waiting for you to nod before he jumps in. "Is that man bothering you?" you hear a voice say above you. Pushing your sunglasses on top of your head, you peer up at the lifeguard. "Excuse me?" you question. "That man... did he bother you when he touched you because I can have him thrown out," he repeats and you laugh. "No... that's my boyfriend," you assure him, looking out into the pool to see Joe glaring at the lifeguard while treading water. "Really? A pretty girl like you could do better... I get off at 3 if you want to find out," he offers and you try to politely decline his offer. "Babe... get in with me" Joe calls from the pool watching as you stand to join him in the pool. You've just swam towards him when he's pulling you against him to press a possessive kiss to your waiting lips. The kiss is more intimate than you had intended as his hand covers your breast to ensure that the lifeguard knows just who the better choice is.