Impractical Jokers Preferences (Currently Updating)

#85: He Finds Your Old Wattpad Account 🤦🏻‍♀️

Sal: You were laying on the couch, scrolling on your phone when you saw Sal walk into the living room. He was holding two beer bottles in one hand and his phone in another. He sat the bottles down on the coffee table and sat beside you. He gently pulled you into his lap and kissed your cheek. You smiled and returned the favor. "Hey babe?" he asked you as you locked your phone. "Hm?" you replied. "Some fan sent me this today," he said as he showed you something on his phone. You looked at the screen and turned a bright red. "Oh my God," you said while burying your face in his neck. "Care to explain what this is?" he asked while giggling. "It's my old Wattpad account. I used to write stories about you guys," you replied. He kept giggling as he looked at his phone. "'Sal ran his hands all over your body as the two of you kissed intently.' Oh my God, babe. Someone's got a dirty litle mind," he said while laughing. "Shut up!" you yelled and grabbed the nearest pillow. You hit it with him and giggled. "Maybe we can make some of these things come true," he whispered in your ear and winked. After he said that, your dream did become reality. ;)

Brian (Q): You were making dinner while Brian was on the couch, looking at his laptop. "'Q and (Y/N) flew off into the distance on top of a unicorn filled with sprinkles, glitter, and Nutella.'" he reads and starts laughing so hard as you walk into the room. "Dinner's ready," you say. "Babe, what the hell is this?" he asks. "What do you mean, Bri?" you ask him. "'Q kisses her passionately and the unicorn bucks the two of them off of it and onto a narwhal.'" he reads. "Oh my God! Stop reading that shit! I wrote that waaaaaay before I met you and it's too embarrassing," you say while he laughs. "'Oh, Q! I can't believe you saved me from that scary unicorn! You're so muscular and soooooooooo handsome! Take me away and let me be yours forever! I love you Brian Michael Quinn!'" he reads in a girly voice. "Shut up, asshat!" you said as you walked back into the kitchen. Let's just say dinner was... interesting that night. (Hahaha)

James (Murr): You and Murr were in bed and you were asleep while Murr was on his phone. A few hours later, you woke up to him leaving kisses on your neck, jawline, and side of your face. "Morning, babe," you smiled at him. "Morning, sweetie," he replied as you turned around in his arms and pecked his lips sweetly. "Ya know, I found something that you might not have wanted me to read," he said. "How do you mean?" you asked him as he gave you his phone. You looked at it and it was your old Wattpad account from ages ago. "Oh my God, James," you said while facepalming yourself, "How did you find this?" "My nephew's girlfriend uses this app to write stories on. She found your old account and sent it to him to send to me," he said. "You're a really good writer, (Y/N)." You blushed. "Aww, thanks," you said while giggling. "Maybe you could help me write a sequel to Awakened," he said while winking at you. You giggled and kissed him.

Joe: You walk through the door after returning home from the gym and are greeted with your kitchen walls and cabinets covered in things printed offline. Upon further investigation, you begin to recognize the book covers and conversations to be all of the Impractical Jokers related stuff you read and voted on all those years ago. "Oh my Godddd..." you grumble audibly, placing a hand to your forehead, trying to take in all that's around you. "You were pretty dedicated, huh?" you hear Joe's voice from behind you. Startled, you jump a bit as you turn around and find Joe standing behind you looking highly amused. "By the way," he continues before you have the chance to respond, "this wasn't true. That wasn't either, and these little stories of mine and Sal's 'romance' are quite entertaining," he muses, pointing to each item as he speaks. "Well, I know all that now," you tell him, feeling your face turn pink. He laughs and gives you a quick kiss on the cheek. "At least I know you're committed!"