Freddy: Hey everyone
Chica:Hello Boys and girls!
Bonnie: Hi everybody! Huh huh huh *heh*
Freddy:Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's pizza
Chica: I'm chica, let's eat!
Bonnie I'm your best friend Bonnie Bu-bu-bu-bunny here!
Freddy: Everyone knows me, Freddy Fazbear!!! Huh huh huh huh!
Bonnie: Is everyone having a good time because I sure know that I am!
Chica: I could use some more more more *help me* more pizza!
Freddy: There's plenty of delicious p-p-p-people delicious pizza, whem you're at Freddy's pizza chica.
Bonnie: You can't live off pizza all the time F-F-F-Freddy, huh huh.
Freddie and Chica: You can't?
Freddy: *I can't leave!*
Chica: When you eating remeber to have plenty of kids, green green green, vegetables kids!
Freddy: Hey everyone
Chica:Hello Boys and girls!
Bonnie: Hi everybody! Huh huh huh *heh*
Freddy:Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's pizza
Chica: I'm chica, let's eat!
Bonnie I'm your best friend Bonnie Bu-bu-bu-bunny here!
Freddy: Everyone knows me, Freddy Fazbear!!! Huh huh huh huh!
Bonnie: Is everyone having a good time because I sure know that I am!
Chica: I could use some more more more *help me* more pizza!
Freddy: There's plenty of delicious p-p-p-people delicious pizza, whem you're at Freddy's pizza chica.
Bonnie: You can't live off pizza all the time F-F-F-Freddy, huh huh.
Freddie and Chica: You can't?
Freddy: *I can't leave!*
Chica: When you eating remeber to have plenty of kids, green green green, vegetables kids!
Bonnie:And a-a-a all you young Benny's need to have y-y-your carrots!*Please run!*
Freddy:Health is important if you want to l-l-l-live, have a fun and happy l*CHILDREN!!* have a fun and happy time!
All: Freddy Fazbear' Pizza!!
Bonnie: Hey C-C-Chica?
Chica: Yeah, b-b-b-bu-Bonnie?
Bonnie: You know what I do to have f-f-f-fun?
Chica: Is it the games?
Bonnie:N-n-n-nope!
Chica: Is it the p-p-p-*don't let them escape!* pirates cove?
Bonnie: Not even close!
Freddy: Well what is it B-B-Bonnie?
Bonnie: I like to sing! Hu hu hah hah hu hu hur!
Freddy: Well why didn't you say so? Let's rock out the band!
Chica: One, two, one
Freddy: Two
Chica: three!
Freddy: four!
Freddy: Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah aaaaaaaaahhhh!
power goes out* Freddys jingle plays*
Freddy: H-Hey all you pirate fans! Head on down on down down down down to the Pirates cove, 'cause the show about to s-s-tart! it's our good pal foxy! Foxy?
Foxy:*never except me*
Freddy: I know he's around here somewhere.
Foxy:*Always alone*
Freddy: L-L-Lets see if we can call him out. FOXY?
Foxy: *I'm not one of them!*
Freddy: Help me out kids! F-F-Foxy?
Foxy*EAT THEM!*
Freddy: One last time kids, so we can call him out. FOXY!?
Foxy: Yarrr me mateys, it's me Foxy! And welcom-welcom-welcome to the Pirates Cove! Freddy best be get tin' back to the stage, or I'll be forced to *cut the p-* force to make em' walk the plank!
Freddy: huhuhuhuhuhh-eerrhuhhuh! Have fun kids and let's k-k-k-kill kill kill them-keep ourselves save when exploring pirates c-c-cove!
Foxy: Yarharharrharyarharyeyeyeyehar, you best be getting back to the stage landlubber cause these little ones are now part of the Pirates c-c-crew. When exploring the Pirates cove, remember to adventure save kiddies! , and n-n-no running around the cove, or Else ye be *lost forever* walking the plank. If it be swashbuckling adventures that ye be seeking lads. Or is it that *you don't belong here* or is that you be. It akin to the seven seas? All pirates give me an argargargargearge!*please help me!* Arharharharharrrhar! I be seeing you walking about with ye pizza and hand and *inaudible* sody pops like proper s-s-sea pirates, and like proper sea pirates do, we'll be having ourselves a sea shanty! *foxing sings a sailors song*
Girl: mommy mommy look at the fox. The fox is weird! What happened to his legs mom.
Mom: that's nice dear.Dont climb on it.
Girl: he has a hook for a ha d look at the hook mom.
Manager:little girl sweety, you can't get that close to foxy. You shouldn't be up there.
Girl: your not my mom you can't tell me what to do.
Manager: Miss, please ask you daughter to get off the stage.
Mom: She's not hurting anyone! If she wants to lay with the fox let her p,as with the foxy.
Foxy: *groan*
Girl: Mom look his funnymouth , he's so stupid looking ha ha ha...
bite is heard* brain splatter is heard* crowd screams
Manager: oh my god, oh my god! Freddys jingle plays.
*Phone ring is heard three times*
Gordon: Uh, hello?
Manager: Hey man it's me.
Gordon's: Oh! Hey boss.
Manager: Hey Gordon look, I know it's your last week and all, and college is important and everything but...you sure I can't convince you to stay on?
Gordon:Sorry boss, thems the rules. If I wanna keep my car, I have to raise my grades, and this job takes up too much valuable study time.
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Creepypasta Stories
HorrorAll in the title WARNING: blood, gore and cussing in this book Disclaimer: all stories in this book and found on the official creepypasta site are fictional and are not in any way shape or form real.
