One day there was a priest, whom had never missed a single Sunday Church Service. He once decided to go hunting on a Sunday thinking it would be okay if he took a break. He had shot 45 trees trying to hit deer and only hit a 10 lb Doe. Then he came up to a cave and walked inside. He thought he saw something moving, and shot his last bullet. But it was only a rock. But behind that, was a bear that was in hibernation. The bear woke up and started chasing after him. After 25 min of a fast chase, the man got his foot stuck in a log.
The bear was gaining on him, so he quikly started to pray.
He said ,"Dear god, please make this bear holy." Then the bear came over and said " Dear god, thank you for this meal I am about to have." :3)
