Once there was an apple that couldnt fart. So he sent a seed to the local farmacy. The seed told the farmacist that he needed a perscription for farting for his apple pie. The man gave the seed a pill and said "This will make your ol' pal fart. So he took it to th apple and that apple swallowed it, but still no fart. So he sent the seed back and the seed came with a crate full of pills. Th apple ate the in one sna p but still no fart. The he sent the seed and came back with a truck load. The apple took them , but still no fart. Then he went to Walgreens one last time and told him to give him the biggest load he had. Then the seed came back the next day and said " It worked, he had a huge fart, but now theres no more apple."
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