Ok let's get this straight, every fairy tale you ever read, every story where the prince saves the damsel in distress, heck every legend where the knight in 'shining armour' slays the evil dragon, they're all complete bull shit.
Wanna know how I know?
Well maybe I should introduce myself, my name is Lana Slay (short for Delana), I am a hero for hire. Meet my older brother Decious, the villan, and my best friend Theo Chance, shapeshifter/any monster imaginable.
We are your fairy tale characters, we get hired from pompous rich princes to fulfil, heck even fake, quests for them and who gets the happily ever after? You guessed it, mister prince.
This is the story of how I when from a hero for hire to a damsel in distress. Oh and guess what? Whoever gets me first gets to have my hand in marriage! God I hate being a girl. Oh and I forgot to mention there are approximately 20 princes plus Theo trying.
Let's hope I can save myself first.
YOU ARE READING
Ideas for later
De TodoI have so many story lines stuck in my head so let's put them on paper so I don't forget. Vote for the ones you want to read
