Basic Bitch Story

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Onze apon uh tym I had met Mindless Behavuur at a concert with my bitches Macaronisha, Bacondra, and Topramenisha .. I think they mommas wuz hungry when they had em but whatevur oh and by da way My name is Teamlightskinanana so yeah back to da stawry we went to da concert and turned all the way the fuck up ! The omg gurlz was dere but dey ain't faze me -rolls eyes- . Den when da concert was ova my bitch Bacondra was like

"Aye bitchezz guess what"

Den we wuz lyk "Whuut?" and dis bitch pulled out some backstage passes ! Dhat betch is my best frand fo lyf idgaf.

So den we went back stage and we saw da boys and Rawk wuz lookin at me wit dem rape eyez n I wuz like

"Ohmygudness y'all"

But I'm here fo Prawd so I had tew turn Rawk down wit his fine ass! My bitch Topramenisha wasn't scred n went up to ha man Ray and raped him , Ain't nobody did nuffin cause eht was bound to happen sum day. Den Bacondra went up tah Prinzz10 and took sum picturez like a basic bitch and den Macaronisha went over to Rawk and he took her to da baffroom . Dey nasty. Den I was by myself :( . But den I told myself "No bitch you gone walk ova to Prawd like the bad betch u iz !" And I did it...

Now me and my bitchezz on tour with them and I'm pregnant wit Prawds six chilren , Topramenisha stay fighteen wit Rayzz hoez, Bacondra got tired of Prinzz10 and slept wit Mylez big dick brown dey got 2 kidz now, and Macaronisha died cuz da Roczilla killed her ass. Rest in Paradizze bitch I hope you get a bomb ass weave en heaven.

But yeah overall we happy az fuck and next week my burfday bitchezzz TURN UP I'm turnin 13 and Prawd finna buy me a bomb azz weave cause he know he like a bad bitch with a nice weave tah pull on in da bed. Ooh lemme stahp I'm getten tew nasty fah y'all little gurlz! But anyway imma end dis stawry right here cuz I know u bitchez mad yuh can't have my life plus I needa go buy some Jordans for my kidz . Bye y'all Teamlightskinanana iz out !

Hiii loveliess! Hope you enjoyed that! If this made you laugh please do me a favor and go check out my new story King & Queen! It's a urban story and I know you'll love it 😜  thanks guys!

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