Omegle |n.h.| completed

XIX. Funeral

You gotta help me, I'm loosing my mind.

I sat at home watching Bones alone. Sad, I know.

"No Booth you don't need to go in there." I squeezed the teddy bear Niall gave me.

"Stupid. C'mon!" I shouted at my computer. The episode ended leaving me in the dark with nothing to do. I checked Instagram and died.

Jeepers! Yeah I'm a ghost.

Just jokin'! One Direction has killed me.

Again.

Its okay, Abilene. Just deep breaths. Deep Breaths.

I typed in "History" into the search bar. I took a deep inhale before crying at the X-Factor part.

"OH sh.it. Zayn's here." I wiped away my tears but they just kept on coming.

"Damn. They really unscrewed the water works here. Is Harry wearing," I looked closer. "Lace?"

That boy can wear lace and still look like Zeus. Harry is to die for.

The music video ended. But you know what I did?

WATCHED IT 2478E392E67W80 MORE TIMES.

Okay, maybe that's a little bit of exaggeration. But I watched it a lot.

It was now almost midnight. Louis baby drama has died down. History is racking up the views. My life as a One Direction lover/ enthusiast is complete. Or so I thought.

FREDDIE? "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WHY IS THIS BABY SO CUTE?" I screenshotted the photo and made it my wallpaper.

What? The baby is too cute to be only on instagram.

"I can't breathe. I can't. Oh no lordy lord. HELP!"

My parents came rushing in, my mom with a first aid kit and my dad with a blender.

"Just breathe, Abilene. Deep breaths."

"Dad, if I was dying, you would save me with a blender? Real sick." He groaned and put the blender behind his back. "I don't know what you are talking about."

"Okay, sure."

"What happened to you?" my mom asked

"Freddie Reign."

"Is that a boy in your school...?"

"Pfft. I wish. Its Louis Tomlinsons baby."

She got up. "Abilene I though you were dying."

"I am dead! This baby killed me. Start planning my funeral."

"Don't speak like that!" She scolded and walked out with my dad.

To Niall: Hi Niall. I have very sad news to tell you. This is Abilene's mother.

Niall: Hi! What's wrong?

Me: Abilene has passed. Her funeral is February 31. It would really mean a lot if you came.

Niall: How did she pass, if you don't mind me asking?

Me: FREDDIE FU.CKING REIGN.

Niall. Sh.it Abilene you really scared me there.

Me: I'm dead.

Me: This is me texting you from the dead.

Niall: Isn't my nephew so cute?

Me: Cuter than Joe Jonas as a baby.

Niall: My man Freddie. Finally got Joe Jonas out of the picture.

Me: I got one question.

Niall: Shoot

Me: where is hIS WIKIPEDIA PAGE

Niall:.. love you Abilene.

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Nialler_NeverEnough .... ;)