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penguinloverxox: please send help

cliffordx1995: jesus christ luke what did you do this time

penguinloverxox: so i kinda flooded the bathroom and my roommate is supposed to be home soon and he's gonna flip shît so what do i do

cliffordx1995: clean up obviously dumbass

penguinloverxox: hey that's not nice :-( and by flooded i mean like there's water traveling all throughout the hallway

cliffordx1995: wAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD UP

penguinloverxox: wut

cliffordx1995: when and the hell did you have a roomate? when i dropped you off at your house there was literally no other car in the driveway

penguinloverxox: why is that your concern right now i am in need of guidance here

cliffordx1995: well what did you do to flood the floors?

penguinloverxox: i was filling up the bath and i had kinda forgotten about it and took the trash out and when i came back in i was greeted with a massive puddle.

cliffordx1995: just get every towel in your house and clean it up and if you have a mop, push it around the floors and let it air dry idk i've never done something like this soz.

penguinloverxox: thx dood you're pretty swag (a/n: i literally say this in person wut)

cliffordx1995: you act like i didn't know that

penguinloverxox: shut the bloody hell up you're making my confidence falter >:-(

cliffordx1995: shhhh you know you love my sassiness

penguinloverxox: eh, sometimes.