Warning: cussing at the end.
Snape pointed at the parchment, on which the words of Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs were still shining. An odd,closed expression appeared on Lupin's face.
"So?" Snape said.
"So,what?" Lupin said back.
"So, there has to be dark magic in this thing! Where do think Potter got it?" Lupin made a glance at harry, the same expression on his face.
"Psh. Dark magic? Are you cereal?"
"Hey, I am freaking frosted flakes cereal, right now!" (*cough* They're grrreat! *cough*
"Damn, that's pretty cereal professor." Harry said to Lupin with wide eyes.
"Yeah, you must be pretty sure about this, Severus."
"Snap, crackle, and pop, my friend."
"Have you ran any tests on it?" Lupin asked inquisitively.
"Uh....yes. Yes I have."
"So?"
"So, what?"
"So, what turned up?"
"Oh..." Snape looked down, a bit of shame on his face? "N- nothing."
Lupin smirked at him. "Snap, crackle, and pop, indeed." He looked at his watch and grabbed the parchment. "Well! I have do be doing important things like, sleeping. I'll just take this." He stepped back into the fire, leaving Snape and Harry in an awkward silence.
Finally, "They're grr-"
"-Get the fuck out of my room."
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OOC: Harry Potter And The Terrible "Book"
RandomIf you're OCD about this stuff, go away. If you're not, still, go away. Because you will think this is a terrible book. And I will agree.
