Both of my parents caught a virus.
I swear to god, if I get sick during spring break...
I'm gonna die.
No joke.
****
Snape got that note.
And then there was hell.
Bloody hell. (*laughs head off*)
Miraculously, the note lived to see the light of day, or more, the darkness of Snape's robe pocket. Now, this obviously didn't go unpunished, Cormac was given a detention, and Hermione, well, a lecture after class.
"Do you know why you're here, Miss Granger?"
*****
A/n
Okay, I'm just gonna stop real quick at that, why do adults do that? I mean, really.
'Do you know why your here, ms cloud?'
TENNIS PRACTICE.
'No.'
YOGA.
'No.'
YOUR MOM.
'Dammit, child! Your behavior! Your damn behavior!'
SHOULD I PUT UP MY YOGA MAT, THEN?
GAH! I QUIT!
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"Yes, sir.", she answered, refraining from giving a smart answer. 'Oh please,' she hoped 'do NOT be about grades.'
He may as well done so.
*****
I'm done with this schist, bro.
Tell me if you want me to keep going with snamione.
Either way, vote.
YOU ARE READING
OOC: Harry Potter And The Terrible "Book"
RandomIf you're OCD about this stuff, go away. If you're not, still, go away. Because you will think this is a terrible book. And I will agree.
