Don't: Things that piss me off

Ha.

A) This is not intended to offend anyone.
B) Humans themselves piss me off so this might offend you.

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- Makeup.

Yeah, okay unless you've been living under a rock for most of your life you know what makeup is. But there is a fine line between putting on eye-shadow, and wanting to be a fucking panda.

-OneDirection Fanfics.

Like any other female on this planet, I myself was into One Direction at one point. But when you actually take the boys and put them in a fan fiction, that, my friend is when you've gone too far. A) They already have girlfriends. B) Most of the authors are 12 year old girls writing about abuse, sex and drugs.

-Homophobes.

This needs no explanation.

-Tela Novelas

Don't know if I spelt that right. See, my family lives with on the Time-Warner Cable plan. So Tela Novelas come on quite frequently, it's not that I can't understand it (because I can't) but it's merely the fact that the main character is female, a maid of some sort, works for a rich guy, and her family has died somehow.

-Wattpad

Ha. How ironic. It's not that I hate Wattpad altogether, but it's how old you have to be to create and account. You have to be at least 12, which isn't thought through. Think about 12-year-olds in 2016 are exposed to sex on tv, Judge Judy and 5SOS. Imagine that in a story:

"Ugh, M-MIKEY!" Lukeh screamed. "N-NAT DAT FAS!" Twas true, Mikeh and Lukeh were havin sehx. Judge Judeh waz on deh teevee. "Luke!" Ashy yelle. Mikey an Luk tred two get deir cloths on. Twoo latee. Ashy hadd opeend thy dor. Ashy new Mike and luke's sechret.

**Plz ighnore ma gramma misstskes.**

Yeah, how about start with your spelling mistakes first?