Don't: Things that piss me off

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-Dan Howell
In fanfictions. I dunno, man; he can be aretty big ass at times. Example: Ecstasy. A story about a bully (Dan) and a cute, innocent boy (Phil). It makes me cry, along with the other 1774617305 Phanfictions I've read.

-Jordan shoe brand

That shits expensive, bro. Does it look like I have $200 dollars to spend on shoes? No.

-The Scholastic company

Why.

-Makeup Gurus

"Hai guys! Today I'm going to show you how to look like you've gotten gangbanged by Crayola!" Bethany Mota yelled with excitement.
Then she applied 2,000 layers of 'I killed somebody' lipstick. After that she applied 3,000 layers of lip balm, along with enough bronzer to make people think she was another race.

-Shit.

I find it quite stupid, when people use the world 'shit' I get it when you say "Oh shit!" but what about "It's cold as shit!" like... 'wtf'? Isn't shit just another word for poo? Is poo that cold? Is it even warm? Like, it comes out of the human anus, it shouldn't be cold nor warm.