Don't: Things that piss me off

Oh.

-Using 'Was like' as a verb.

Example: "He really said that?" The blonde haired girl said to her best friend Anne. "Yeah! He was like 'I love you, babe' It was so weird!" Anne said back.

Well, shit.

-Eye concact.

Ever heard "Girls can talk to each other by eye contact"? Yeah, well I'm a girl and I try to avoid eye contact. I know damn-well that if I look at the wrong person the wrong way, their fist will end up in my face.

-Shipping Phil Lester.

Ah, my favorite ship. Phan. Now, when people make 'Phil LesterxReader!' It makes me want to shit myself. If you ship Phil with anyone other than Dan, you better lock your doors tight tonight.

Dedicated to @Hovvell for making me cry with 'E-mails to Dan'

-Parenting in 2016

Moms are too young, Dads are off God knows where and children are too mental for this age. Need I say more?

-Humans

We're literally destroying this world. Stop it.

-Drama

Damn, I know that if a girl causes drama, you might as well call the swat team, because world war 3 is coming. I go to a private school, only about 700 students. Everybody knows everyone, so if some drama starts, everyone has to jab their finger at the person who started it. I try to keep low with only 13 friends, so save your foking drama for your foking llama.

-Weddings

All this 'I'll love you forever' shit ain't real. You say your vows, buy a house, have a kid, have another kid, deal with your son coming out as gay, fight with your lover, divorce, murder , deal with your gay son's YouTube channel. That's life my friend.