A dare

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Me: we got a dare!

Maka: okay

Liz: who's it for?

Me: Kid, also Black Star you can talk again

Black Star: YES NOW YOU MUST LISTEN TO YOUR GOD! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Me: whatever *rolls eyes*

Grace: El what's the dare?

Kid: ...hopefully it's not to bad *sighs*

Me: from DeaththekidisHOT they said sorry Soul for the last dare and they dare Kid to let everyone make his mansion asymmetrical

Kid: NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Soul: well at least they apologised (Soul is NOT dressed in the bikini anymore XD)

Grace: kay let's make your mansion asymmetrical!

Kid: *on the floor crying*

Liz: *sighs*

Maka: *sighs*

Me: *sweat drops*

1 hour later...

*Kid's mansion is extremely asymmetrical*

Kid: NO ITS ASYMMETRICAL! I'M ASYMMETRICAL TRASH JUST LET ME DIE!!! *coughs up blood and faints*

Me: ...well I knew this was going to happen

Patty: *poking unconscious Kid and giggling*

Liz: we should make the house symmetrical again *sighs*

40 minutes later...

Me: that's the last painting

Maka: Soul and I moved the furniture back

Liz: I cleaned up the kitchen

Tsubaki: I put away all the rubbish

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Me: Black Star, Grace and Patty what did you 3 do?

Patty, Grace and Black Star: *laughing at the TV*

Me: WHAT YOU WERE WATCHING THE TV INSTEAD OF HELPING?!

Patty, Grace and Black Star: *stops laughing and gulps*

Me: and where is Crona, Spirit, Stein, Blair and Medusa?

Crona: *in the corner writing in a book* h-here

Me: okay you didn't help make the mansion asymmetrical so you don't have to help

*Blair and Spirit burst in drunk*

Maka: *irk mark appears*

Me: *rolls eyes*

*Stein walks in with a creepy assed smile XD*

Me: why do you look like that?

Stein: *raises scalpel* I dissected Medusa

Everyone except Stein and Kid: *sweat drops*

Kid: *still unconscious*

Stein: *laughs insanely and grabs my arm* can I dissect you?

Me: AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! SOMEBODY GET THIS FREAK AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!! NO WAY IN HELL YOU FREAK!!!! *screams so loud the mirror cracks lol)

Everyone: *covering their ears and wincing*

Me: ...oops sorry that was really loud *awkwardly laughing*

Liz: you think?!

Maka: I think I've gone partially deaf....

Black Star: you broke the mirror El. Kid would have a spaz attack if he saw that

Me: *walks over to the mirror and puts my right on the glass. Mirror is magically fixed* there

Everyone: O.O

Maka: how'd you do that?

Me: uh it's a secret anyway thanks for daring DeaththekidisHOT . Bye now!

Grace: BYE!!!

-El out/

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