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Me: I'm back and we have a few dares

Maka: What are they?

Me: First DeaththekidisHOT dared Maka to Maka Chop Spirit every time he things of something perverted or flirts and from Skycatluvswriting dared Kid to dress up in a skimpy dress and run around Death City yelling "take me I'm single!!" and Black Star has to ask Tsubaki out

Maka: Yes I get to Maka Chop my papa! MAKA CHOP! *Maka Chops Spirit*

Tsubaki: The dare said you could Maka Chop him when he flirted or thought pervertedly

Me: Ok so Kid has been dared to dress up in a skimpy dress and run around yelling "Take Me I'm Single!"

Everyone: *burst out laughing*

Kid: WHAT?! NO WAY AM I DOING THAT!

Black Star: You have to its a dare

Soul: Yeah just do the dare

Kid: *sighs* Why do people do this to me

Me: Liz go get him a dress

Liz: alright *walks upstairs with Kid*

Me: And while we wait for Kid Black Star can do his dare of asking Tsubaki out again

Black Star: HECK YEAH! I got a dare and a great one at that! Your God is impressed! Alright Tsubaki, do you want to go out again *blushes slightly*

Tsubaki: Sure *smiles widely*

Soul: How long does it take to put on a stupid dress?

Me: He's probably complaining about how symmetrical the dress is *sighs*

Maka: Probably *sweat drops*

*with Kid and Liz*

Liz: What about this one? *holds up a short red dress*

Kid: No

Liz: How about this one then? *holds up a blue and purple dress*

Kid: No

Liz: *sighs* This one? *holds up a very short black dress*

Kid: No

Liz: Please just wear the black one, at least it's black, right?

Kid: No

Liz: just wear it for me, ok?

Kid: ....uh alright *goes to the bathroom to change*

Liz: finally

Kid: I'm done *comes out wearing the black dress*

Liz: thank you *kisses Kid's cheek and blushes*

Kid: *blushes* this dress isn't even symmetrical

Me: *runs upstairs and sees Kid in dress* Hahahahahaha come on hurry up

*all walk downstairs to where the others are*

Everyone: *burst out laughing*

Kid: *glaring at everyone* shut up

Me: So....oh here you should also wear a wig so that you at least look like a girl *puts black wig on Kid* There now go!

Kid: *grumpily walks out* damn this

Spirit: Wow that dress looked great

Maka: MAKA CHOP!

Spirit: .......... *unconscious*

Me: let's watch Kid on the screen.

*screen magically appears and it shows Kid*

Kid: *walking around Death City slowly* take....me.....I'm.....single

Me: Hey! He is supposed to be running and shouting!

Kid: *gets approached by a man*

Man: single, huh? *smirks*

Kid: *punches the man in the nose when he comes closer* piss off stupid pervert!

Man: *nose is bleeding and broken* AHHHHHHH MY NOSE?!

Me: hahahahahaha Kid broke his nose, that's hilarious!

Man: *runs off*

Kid: I'm going back now *sighs and walks back where we are* I'm back *walks upstairs and gets changed*

Me: well I guess we're done, thank you to everyone who reads, votes and comments on this story, bye

Everyone: Bye!

-Ella out/

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