They could never know my secret. That I was Jessie the NYC nanny and Bailey the country girl living The Suite Life. When I was just 10 years old my father gave birth to a beautiful son from his butt hole named Harry Styles, the world could never know this so I went by Baliey Cheek until I was 20 and moved to New York. Cody had found out I was the sister of Harry Styles the mystery baby and daughter of Jackie Chan the first man to get preggers, so I had to leave and change my name to Jessie Prescott. My whole life I've had hide it and I've lost so friends because of it. Emily Robyerts, sent to Ksyhdudgsj- Nathen Boring, sent to Shamalamadingdong- Martha Crustyass, sent to F*ckYouThatsWhy. I just want to be able to tell the whole world, 'My name is Jessie Bailey Cheek Prescott and I'm sexually attracted to trees.', but sadly the world doesn't work that way so I must keep my secret locked away.
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HumorA book full of random stories that will hopfully make you piss yourself. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!
