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Miley and the Hammer

Miley woke to the cool touch of her husband, they had been married 3 years now and their relationship was as strong as ever. She smiled at the sledge hammer, she had known from when she had first set eyes on him that he was the one, her soulmate that she would spend the rest of her life with. Her father didn't aprove of their relationship so they moved to HammerKink in Warshire Sauce and eloped. She sighed remebering the night they eloped, best *** ever. Now that her career as a professional twerker and sexual singer was taking off she didn't get to see him much anymore but she knew in her heart they would be alright. She got out of bed, got ready, and left for work.
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She got back home at 10:00 that night, he was at the table. She could tell he was stressed. "What's wrong Big Daddy?" She asked worried. He stayed silent as she walked over to him and began massaging his wood. Tears clouded her sight. Justin Bieber came out of the fridge, "What do you mean?" He sang taking her whole pack of Canada Dry and disappearing back into mystical fridge. Miley felt a song coming on. "Your br-breaking up with me?" She cried. She started singing her song I Adore You through her tears. The next morning she woke up to see that all his stuff was gone and that that basturd had taken her Snickers bar. He was gone.
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I warned you.