I heeded Edward's advice and went down to the beach with Mike and the other 'guy's'. A campfire was set up, and sure enough, some people who lived on the reservation came onto the beach.
Tall, fit, dark-haired, tanned boys.
Whoa.
I immediately blushed, until one of them put their hand on my shoulder.
Ah, Jacob Black.
"Remember me?"
"How can I forget, Jacob, you used to be so tiny-" He cut me off.
"Okay, we don't need any of the 'let's talk about me when I'm little', I'm basically the same age"
"No you aren't"
"Yes I am"
"Not"
"Am"
"Not" I decided to shake things up, tricking him into saying, 'am not'. "Am"
"Not"
"Ha! You just admitted it!" I started doing a victory dance.
"Are you going to continue to flirt with me so I tell you the cold one story?"
"YEAH!" I shouted and stood up.
He told me the story of the cold ones...and was it the warm ones? Well, anyway, who cares about the 'warm ones', I just care about the cold ones, as for some reason, I prefer this pale, lankey, thin, ginger guy instead of this amazingly attractive, muscly, tanned boy.
(A/N, yes, I am not on any specific team. I think they are both dazzlingly attractive- R-Patz and Taylor Lautner)
I got home and slipped onto my computer. I typed 'cold one legends' and see some legend for the 'animal-blood drinkers'.
Horiffic realisation moment.
Edward's Point of View.
I love watching her from her room. It's like watching a little rabbit trapped in a cage. 'Ah, no, what shall I do?' now, I realised what she was panicking about.
She'd finally realised I was a blood drinking monster of a human-thing with no soul.
I slipped into her room by opening the window.
"Hey, have I scared you yet?" I asked, breathing on her neck, and wrapping my arms around her waist. Her heartbeat went crazy.
"No" She told me.
"Fine then, spidermonkey"
"Really, a spidermonkey analysation!"
"Go with it"
I swung her onto my back and jumped into the nearby tree.
Bella's point of view.
This is a dream.
It has to be.
"Edward, give up on it, are you going to drink my blood or try and scare me"
He dropped me from the top of the tree.
I didn't even scream, it was a dream.
He jumped onto the floor that I was going to land on, and he caught me.
"Coooool. Are we gonna make out?" I asked, because this was a dream. I can kiss any 'blood drinker' I want!
"Er...you just read about vampires. Am I going to kiss the girl with the sweetest blood in the world?"
"Yeah, 'cause then this wouldn't be a story, would it?"
He kissed me there.
This obviously wasn't a dream, as I could feel pain.
He backed away after squeezing my arm.
"I thought this was a dream! Oh, gosh, I'm sorry to be so forward" I blushed and shook my head.
"Please, please don't blush" he begged.
I ran back home.
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Twilight Parody
FanfictionI own nothing (: Okay, so, this is the parody of the first twilight book, I hope it's funny! Everyone's character will be more exaggerated! This chapter is very similar to the book, but this is just an introduction, the boring part. Not all of it w...