Mine or nah (urban romance)

Chapter 4 STD

I can't lie and say that my mood wasn't fucked up. I was embarrassed that I was shot down even if it was only in front of Will. The walk home was peaceful. It seemed like everyone knew I was in a foul mood and should stay out of my way before I punched somebody in their throat. I laughed to myself. One chick should not be messing with my head like this. I'm just not used to being dismissed like that.

As I got closer to my house I saw Ken and his friends as well as the girls they were trying to talk to earlier walking down the street. Ken looked like he was giving that game if the way he had the girl smiling and giggling while whispering in her ear was any indication. The man in me was proud that my lil homey was getting some play, but the hater and asshole in me was pissed that he was having better luck then me in the woman department today. I wanted to go over there and mess with him but I knew that would be doing too much so I decided to leave them alone.

When I made it home I hesitated before I opened the front door. I remembered what Malcolm was up to with his girl and I didn't want a repeat of what happened once before. Let's just say I can never look at the kitchen counter the same again. I throw up in my mouth a little bit just thinking about it.

When I was certain that it was safe to go in I took a look around to see what damage was done. The kitchen looked to be in order. Nothing seemed to be out of place in the living room, couch still looked intact. Everything looked like it did before I left and it was starting to make me feel queasy. Something wasn't right. My gut was telling me don't look around anymore and that danger was lurking, but my curious side was stronger than my logical one at the moment so I kept on looking for whatever was making me feel this way. I first crept by Malcolm's room hoping I wouldn't hear two cows mating as a tip toed by, but to my surprise it was eerily quiet and his door was open. I let out the breath I was holding in relief. I was just being paranoid. It was still too quiet for my taste but it seems no one was here but me. I whistled while walking to my door and that's when I heard it.

"No....don't.....ungh....stop!!"

What the hell was that? I know these ignorant good for nothing hoes are not in my room doing who knows what. I wish they would be fucking in my room. I swear to all that is holy that if they are doing what I think they doing I'm going to fuck both of them up and that's on everything.
I began to open the door but then an idea popped into my head before I turned the knob. I smiled evilly to myself as I turned around and walked to the kitchen and headed straight for the freezer to grab the biggest pack of ice we had. Walking to the bathroom that was across the hall from Malcolm's room I couldn't help but start laughing at the evil ass plan I had in mind and eased the door shut behind me after I walked in. I grabbed a bucket and turned on the tub. I poured all the ice in the bucket and waited till the water was at it's coldest and then filled the bucket almost to the top.

"These motherfuckers want to try me. I got something for they ass" I said to myself before I opened the door and prepared myself to give these two hoes a rude awakening.

I slowly opened the door and what I saw had me dry heaving and gagging all in my mouth. These bitches had the nerve to be breeding all up on my bed. Thank God they're under the covers because I'm sure I would be scarred for life if was able to see anything more then bodies moving underneath the cover.

Without a word I poured the whole bucket of freezing water on both of the crying hynenas that were bumping uglies on my bed.

"What the fuck!!" Malcolm screamed as he jumped out of the bed. I guess he was the one on top.

"Oh my God!!" Linda yelled still laying on my bed in shock.

They both looked up at me once they recovered from their shock. Linda looked pissed and Malcolm looked apologetic and pissed at the same time. Malcolm reached for his pants that were on the floor by the side of the bed and threw linda his shirt to put on. I waited until they were decent before I cursed they ass out.

"What the fuck do ya'll think ya'll doing in my fucking room on my motherfucking bed??!! I know it's mating season for your kind but Malcolm has a whole room right down the hall to himself. Why the fuck are ya'll in my room??!!"

"Ummm...oops wrong room." Linda answered lamely. "I knew the bed didn't feel the same. Come on Malcolm we made a big mistake. Sorry Mercy."

Malcolm and I both looked at this bitch like she was crazy. I had to flex my fingers because this bitch almost caught a reflex.

I walked out of the room and headed for the kitchen before I choked that ho and pimped slapped Malcolm for entertaining that silly bitch. I am so pissed and now I gotta disinfect my room for the ebola virus and whatever other diseases wild animals tend to carry.

I went to he cabinet to grab a glass and poured myself some juice from the fridge. Malcolm then decided to make his presence known with no Linda in sight. Smart ho.

"look man I'm sorry." Malcolm said as he began his apology speech. "Linda covinced me to do it. Said it was the only room in the house we haven't fucked in and it would be exciting."

I stared at this nigga with a blank face while he was giving his shitty excuses.

"I'm sorry we disrespected you like that, but you didn't have throw that cold ass water on us like that man. That shit was cold as fuck."

I grinned my sarcastic grin at that. I could have done much worse.

"If you guys weren't in my room going at it like two bitches in heat I wouldn't have had to. You're lucky it wasn't hot water. That's usually what's needed when two dogs get stuck together after fucking"

Malcolm sucked his teeth and rolled his eyes but he couldn't hold in his laugh.

"Man Mer you crazy but I am sorry man." Malcolm said just as Linda decided to make an entrance.

"I am so tired of your animal references Mercy." Linda sighed as she sat down at the dining room table.

"Well if the shoe fits...." I trailed off while shrugging my shoulders. Ignoring Linda's stink eye I took out my phone to check the time. I did have to work tonight and I wanted to catch up on some sleep before I had to leave out. Six on the dot it read meaning I could get atleat two to three hours of sleep before I had to be in for work.

"Malcolm, we don't have to take this. Let's go to my house where we can finish what we started." Linda told Malcolm.

"Ok Babe." He responded. "Go ahead to my car. I'll be out in second."

"Make sure you put on your collar so everyone knows you already have an owner" I called out to her before she left out the door."Wouldn't want someone to think you're a stray."

"Fuck you." she screamed before she left out the door.

"Sorry I'm not into beastiality like Malcolm here." I screamed back before she slammed the door.

"Why do you like to fuck with her so much?" Malcolm asked me as he grabbed his keys out the key bowl we have.

"Something about her rubs me the wrong way. I just tolerate her because of you." I told him as he began to put on his jacket.

"Well thanks......I guess." he mumbled and he walked toward me with one of his hands outstretched looking for me to dap him up. "We cool?" he asked waiting for me to reciprocate the action.

I looked him up and down and then gave him my 'I forgive you smile'. He smiled back and stepped closer to where I was standing. Once he was close enough I karate chopped him in his throat.

"Now we're cool." I told him as I began walkig back to my room.

"You motherfucker." He choked out while trying to catch his breath. I just laughed and soon I heard the door slam to my satisfaction. He needs to learn I'm not one of his hos that he can run game on.

I made it to my room ready to take that nap when I remembered that my bed was soaked and was carrying all kinds of STDs. And the two people responsible were not around to clean it up. Fuck my life!!