It was a warm, sunny afternoon in Florida. I was outside for gym playing football with the other bros. However, playing football is quite difficult when you have the urge to play around. I couldn't resist this horrible urge any longer. I had to, I had no choice. I make a fist with my right hand and gently caress my butt cheek. My hand starts to talk in a very manly voice. #weird. Gerard (my hand) starts to say "mmm yea you know what's good". I yell out "what the actual hell?!". "Come on daddy no ones watching ;)". I start to think in an erotic manner "well he isn't wrong, it felt quite nice...maybe I should". I take Gerard and caress my ass cheek but this time, slightly harder. "Mmm yea hit me baby one more time" says Gerard. Gerard was always into role play so I guess this time he wanted to be Brittany spears. I went along with this childish manner because I found it quite sexy. Gerard starts to take control of my whole arm and forces his way to my ass crack. I let out a slight moan. "Oh yea fist me daddy Gerard". We started to get kinky on the playing field. Gerard demands I put a latex glove on him. He always liked being bondaged. I made his wish come true and put the tight latex glove on him. "And at dusk, we ride", Gerard says in a seductive whisper. I shove Gerard up my ass letting out a scream, but a scream as in pleasurable. "Mmm yea you so tight babe" Gerard says in a pedophile tone. I start to go faster and it feels great until I hear a cracking sound. "OW WTF M8 MMMMM MY GOD", yells Gerard in an unpleasant tone. "What's wrong my love?!?!" I say frantically. "You've broken me! We have to stop". I broke my hand (Gerard) and realized he was no use. I could use my other hand but lol fuck that hand. I chop Gerard off so he's no longer attached. He screams in agony. I don't know why he's yelling like a bitch since we do this once every day. I quickly fly to black market like a hawk and buy a new hand for $11674584268 dollars. I frantically sew the new hand onto my body where Gerard used to be. I've now replaced Gerard with Patrick stump.
And every day, we buy a new hand (because when we do the do, we go hard [wink wink])
