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Humor

A collection of jokes. And shit. Hence the title. Jokes and shit. Pretty obvious. Yeah. I will stop talking now...

Part 79

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by Platinum1618

by Platinum1618

Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live?

Me: With me.

Police: Where do you all live?

Me: Together.

Police: Where is your house?

Me: Next to my neighbor's house.

Police: Where is your neighbor's house?

Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.

Police: Tell me.

Me: Next to my house.