Incubus

Sleepover

I snickered as they all stared up at me in horror, "Oh come now boys I won't bite..."
I smirked, "...hard."
One of the men pointed up at me, I assumed he was the leader of the group, and yelled at his men.
"Fire at will!"
I frowned, "My names not Will dumb asses, jeez you normal humans really are stupid."
I smirked again and I heard the click of the guns readying to fire. I didn't move, but I held my hands out.
"Awe come one guys, can't we just forget this whole thing and go get some drinks or something?!"
"FIRE!"
I felt the first bullet strike me right in the middle of my forehead, the second one grazed my heart, and then the rest of them just filed in one after the other. I fell from the roof and landed in a heap on the ground, a mess of limbs, blood, bone and muscle.
They all surrounded me to see if I was dead or not, I just played the part like I was supposed to. One of the soldiers came up to me and prodded at me with the tip of his gun, then he whacked me a couple times with the butt of his riffle. I grabbed him so fast that the others didn't even have time to retaliate. He screamed and squirmed in my grasp as I bit down into his neck, the blood dripping down my chin like sweat.
The man fell limp and I dropped him on the ground.
I laughed and licked my lips, "You thought that shooting me would kill me?! Ha! You don't even know how to kill a vampire!"
Before they could even think about running I was back on my feet with my clothes ripped and ruined, but I was smiling at them.
"Dem Dem..."
He looked at me and wagged his tail happily. I snickered and held my hand out towards them, "...dinner time."
He howled and we both lunged at the men and tore them apart. The last one alive was the leader of the group he looked at me terrified as he lay there in the dirt.
"Vhy..vhy vould you do dis to us?"
I smirked and my eyes glowed bright red, "Because I was ordered to get rid of you. Nothing more, nothing less."
I placed my foot on his head and he started crying, pleading for his life.
"Please...please don't kill me..."
I frowned, "And why shouldn't I? You've hurt my master, your a Nazi scum why should I have no right to hurt you?"
He didn't even get to answer before I smashed his skull in and he died right there on the muddy ground. The dead men became mush and disappeared into the shadows I've created. I smiled brightly at Demon after all the dead bodies were gone, "Good boy dem dem! You did a great job!"
He waged his tail and he shoved his snout I to my chest. I hugged his snout and laughed, "Who's a good boy?"
He barked, "You are that's right!"
He barked again and spun in a circle happily making me laugh. I stopped laughing suddenly and listened, I smirked evilly.
"Well, well, what do we have here?"
I turned and smiled a toothy grin, my fangs shining brightly in the moon light.
"A psychopath and a toy maker?"
I chuckled and put my hands in my pockets.
"You guys are supposed to be myths you know."
Jeff laughed historically, "Of course we are, but hell forbid we want to get out every once in awhile!"
I snickered and held my hands up, "I'm kidding Jeff."
He smiled and his scars opened up and made his smile look even creepier, didn't bother me any more though.
I turned to the other boy, "Jason the Toymaker, nice to see you again."
He smiled his sharp teeth shinny white, "And you as well Alic!"
I chuckled once more, "And want do I owe the pleasure to have two of my creepypasta friends visit me on one of my missions?"
They both smiled, "No reason, just thought we'd come hang out."
I rolled my eyes at Jeff, "Slendy sent you to check up on me didn't he?"
The both nodded, "Yep."
Jason smacked Jeff's shoulder lightly, "I told you he'd guess it!"
Jeff pressed his knife on Jason's throat and growled, "I never doubted you, you toy making little fucker."
I snickered and turned on my heel, "Girls, girls, your both pretty now are you gonna follow me as usual or what?"
They both ran after me as I walked back out to my bike. I snapped my fingers and a side carriage appeared on the left side of the bike and Demon turned back into a pup. I placed him in my bag carefully, I put the bag on my front instead of the back being that I had passengers now, and got on the bike.
Jason and Jeff both stood there for a moment. I raised an eyebrow and smiled at them with my helmet balanced on my head.
"You comin or what?"
"Im not sitting in that tiny thing with Jason."
Jeff pointed to the side carriage and I sighed in annoyance.
"I wasn't planning on it anyway Jeffery! Now you get in that carriage before I kick you into next year!"
Jeff's eyes widened and he jumped into the carriage with out a second glance and stared at his feet.
I sighed and placed a hand on my forehead, "I swear I'm more like a mom to you guys than I am a member."
I sighed again and looked at Jason, "Are you gettin on the bike or what?"
Jason hopped on the back of the bike, I flipped my helmet on my head and revved the engine.
"You better hold on or your gonna get flipped off this thing!"
I laughed and sped off down the highway. Jeff grabbed onto the sides of the carriage for a quick moment so he wouldn't fly out of his seat, and Jason immediately wrapped his arms around my waist making me smirk. As soon as I got back to Hellsing I got off the bike, snapped my fingers and let Demon out of the bag. Jeff fell onto the floor as the carriage disappeared and he glared up at me. Jason slid off and stood next to me as little Demon popped out of the bag in my arms.
I smiled, "Hey buddy!"
He licked my nose and I set him on the floor and snapped my fingers again and he grew to his full size.
"Come on."
They both followed me and I lead them through the house.
"So how long you staying?"
Jason answered, "Until Slendy tells us to come back."
I nodded, "So a long time got it."
Jeff chuckled and I started headed down the stairs. I hadn't even gotten 3 steps down before someone grabbed the back of my shirt.
"What do you want now Integra?"
She looked at me with a plain expression, "Did you get it done?"
I held my hand up and the men appeared shrunk down floating above my hand. She nodded, "That was rather quick."
I chuckled, "What did you expect?"
My hand fell and she handed my an envelop stuffed full. Literally I'm surprised it hasn't ripped yet.
"Here's your pay."
She walked off and I opened it, "How much did you give me?"
She called back, "$50,000."
I whistled, "All that for some men?! I like this job!"
I saw her smile as she turned the corner and I walked back down the stairs. Jason and Jeff both looked over my shoulder at the cash. I smirked and snapped my fingers and it disappeared. They both frowned, "Not even one buck?"
I shook my head and smiled, "Nope that's my money, you get a job and get your own."
Jeff scratched his head, "Well that's kinda hard for us to do."
I shrugged and smiled, "Your fault."
We got to the basement and as soon as I turned the corner Alucard was stood there with a smile on his face.
I frowned, "Yes dad? What can I do for you?
"Your doing a mission with me tomorrow."
I raised and eyebrow, "What just like that? I have friends over now and their gonna be staying awhile."
He cocked his head to the side and smiled evilly, "And how long do they intend to stay?"
I shrugged, "Not entirely sure, not until their called back to where they came from."
He grinned, "And where's that?"
I smirked, "Classified."
He frowned, "And whys that?"
I smiled, "Cause my other boss won't let me tell you."
"And who's that?"
"Let's just says he's a mythical being. Would you guys agree?"
Jason and Jeff both nodded.
Alucard loomed over them and smiled creepily down at them, "And what are their names?"
Jason and Jeff actually looked uncomfortable and a little scared for once.
I snickered lightly and pushed him back a little.
"This is Jason and Jeff. Their friends of mine."
He nodded his head, "Be up by 7:00 because we're leaving at 10:00."
I growled, "What if I want a day off?"
He turned towards me and smashed his fist into the wall next to my head. My eyes widened in surprise and I froze, I knew better than to make him angry but it was kinda hard to not ask for a day off every once in awhile.
"You'll have plenty of time after to play with your friends and if they want to come along they can."
His hand fell, "But they better know how to not kill themselves or else they won't last."
He spun on his heels and disappeared into his room at the end of the hall.
I shook my head, "Jeez I never get a day off here."
I sighed and started down the hall again.
"That's your dad?!"
Jason looked at me weirdly. My expression was calm, "He's my adoptive/godfather. Now shut up I don't want to talk about it."
I opened the door to my room and Demon ran pat me as usual to jump up on the bed.
I sighed and flopped down on the bed next to him, "My room, it's not anything fancy but it's home."
Jeff nodded, "I like it."
I chuckled, "You like anything with a bed in it Jeff."
He smiled creepily, "Of course! Who doesn't?!"
I laughed, "Shut up Jeff."
Jason opened his mouth, "So where are we gonna sleep?"
I looked up, "You want your own room where my dad has full authority to walk into, or would you rather stay in my room where he isn't allowed in all the time?"
I smirked as they both looked at each other and then looked back at me.
"Your room."
I smirked and say up, "That's what I thought."
I snapped both fingers and my bed levitated into the air and split into three separate bed, each themed according to the user.
"Jeff your to my right, Jason your to my left."
They both smiled and looked at the beds. Jeff's had a white bed frame with bloody handprints all over it, his sheets were white with a black comforter. Jason's bed frame was blood red with black sheets and the comforter had a creepy stuffed bear on it.
"You still don't cease to amaze me Alic."
Jason smiled and I chuckled, "Trust me I would know my own friends tastes Jason."
He laughed, "True."
"Hey Alic!"
I looked up and Jeff grabbed my neck tightly, he smiled, "Your the only one with out a smile."
I chuckled, "Good luck trying to keep the scar on my face, cause it ain't gonna stay."
He snickered, "I have my ways."
I rolled my eyes, "Your not gonna succeed today at least if you do."
He smiled, "Well let's just see."
Before I could say anything he struck his knife through my right cheek and sliced it into a smile like it was nothing but a block of cheese. I yelled in surprise and grabbed my face. Blood pooled around my legs and soaked my sheets as I leaned over the bed. I growled and smiled evilly, "Your gonna regret that later Jeffery..."