One Direction One Shots

Knock Knock, it's One Direction. (Niall)

"I won?!?" I cried into my phone and it echoed me on the radio.
"Yes ma'am. You're the one lucky fan that gets to meet the one and only, Niall Horan!!!" The radio sang to me. I was so thrilled. I was practically shaking. I, Penelope Croftsman, was going to meet Niall Horan, in person!!!
"Thank you soo much!" I emphasized the 'o' in so to show my appreciation.
"You are very welcome little lady. Your pass is in the mail and the meet and greet is this Friday."
I must of went silent on the phone. "Penelope? Penelope? Penelope!!"

My eyes fluttered open and I was brought back to the reality of being stuck in a hotel room, alone... With only my older brother as company.

"Finally Penny, jeez. I thought you were dead." he joked." Anyways, I'm going out. You stay here. Don't leave the hotel." I nodded and he zoomed out the door.

Why did he have to wake me up from such an amazing dream just to tell me that? I wish that dream would become a reality. I loved One Direction with all my heart. But, I had a soft spot for Niall. He was the sweet and innocent one. The kind of men I liked. But, he was so famous. He wouldn't even give a girl like me the time of day.

I laid around for about another hour and then got bored of the same scenery and such. I slipped on my flip flops and walked into the hall. Time to go exploring.

I walked down several hallways before stopping at a random door. Room 316. The music was blaring so loud. It was a familiar tune. It was, The Best Song Ever by the one and only, One Direction. I decided to be a good girl and knock on the door to tell them to turn it down. I knocked three times and waited.

"Ello? May we help you?"My mouth dropped to the floor when I saw who stood behind the door frame.

"Your, Uhh..." I lost my words and continued babbling like an idiot.

He laughed at my hot pink cheeks. "Love, it's pronounced Louis Tomlinson. I'm from the dorky little band we call One Direction in case you were wondering, or that may be why your at a lose of words..." he chuckled to himself.

"I'm so sorry, I was just going to ask you to turn your music down, but uhm... Never mind. Keep it as loud as you'd like." I started walking away but he grabbed my arm.

"Whoa, little lady. " He laughed as my look became worried. "We'll turn it down. Just, under one wee little condition."

"What's that?" I curiously asked and he pulled me into the hotel room. He shut the door behind me.

"Boys, this is... Uhh..." he leaned in near my ear. " I don't believe I caught your name. What is it?"

"Penny."

"Oh boys! This is Penny. I invited her to party with us." they all welcomed me in and I took a seat on one of the king sized beds. "So love, were you really coming to tell us to turn down our music?"

I stared at him. Well, duh. How would I know it's them? I don't have x-ray vision. "Well, I was roaming the halls. I'm a few rooms over and I heard your guys' new song. It caught my attention and then I decided to be a good person and ask y'all to turn it down." I correctly explained. I couldn't believe I was in a hotel room with One Direction.

"Well, good for you for being a good person." Harry joked as he scrolled through his phone.

"It isn't really much of a party that you e been invited too." Zayn smiled and turned the volume down.

"Party? I heard someone say party." An adorably Irish accent rang out and plopped down beside me on the bed. "Oh, who's this?"

"I'm Penelope." I shook his huge, muscular hands. I was sitting beside Niall Horan. My dream from earlier had practically predicted my future, only in a different way.

"Well, hello." He smiled at the boys. "You miss a lot when you use the loo." I giggled. "Oh, you think I'm funny?" I grinned and nodded. "Well here's one for you, Knock Knock."

I shook my head at the goofy Irish lad. Could he be more adorable? " Who's there?"

"Urine."

I gave him an awkward look. "Urine who?"

He started singing. "Urine secure, don't know what for."

My cheeks turned cherry and my smile lines fell in place. He was even more adorable in person.

"Oh! I got a knock knock joke." Zayn spoke up. " Alright Lou, Knock Knock."

"Oh who could be at my door?" Louis said dramatically and ran to the hotel door and stuck his ear to it. "Who's there!?!" He shouted at the peep hole.

"Annie!" Zayn shouted through laughter.

"Annie? I don't know any Annie's.... Annie who?" He put his ear to the door again and kept one eye on the peep hole.

"Annie thing you can do, I can do better!" Zayn finished. Oh but Louis wasn't done.

"Annie Thing! You are one rude lady you hear me? Rude! I may not be the best..." He turned around and placed his back to the door. "But I'm better then you..."

I was laughing so hard at this point. Niall was too. I laid back on the bed and ...so did Niall. He rolled onto his side and faced me. "So, do we entertain you?"

I quickly nodded yes. " Very much."

"We are entertainers you know..." Niall winked at me.

"Niall, thats not funny." Louis said with the first serious face I'd seen on him all night.

"Yeah man, bad pun." Harry chimed in.

"I thought it was cute." I whispered in his ear and he grinned.

"Why don't you and I go for a walk?" I nodded faster then I had before and jumped up off the bed. Niall slipped on some slippers and joined me. We started walking towards the door when Liam shouted

"Don't do anything I wouldn't do!!"

Niall quickly turned around and looked back at Liam. "Jeez Liam, not letting me do much at all, are ya?" Niall winked at him and shut the door, leaving us in the awkwardly empty hallway.

"Where to Mr. Horan?" I smiled and he guided me to the left.

"Please! Please! Call me Niall." He joked in a office manager tone. "But seriously, you can call me Niall."

"Can do, Niall." I laughed and he chuckled. Things were sort of...Awkward. I was walking and joking with the Niall Horan. And it was amazing but... Awkward as well...

"So, did you think the joke was cute or that I was cute?" I gave him a confused look. "You know, the pun back in the room?"

"Maybe a little bit of both." I said feeling a little bit flirty.

"Oh, in that case..." He said fixating his eyes on me and adjusting his robe. "Knock knock." He said in a really deep, sexy voice as he stopped in front of the elevator.

"Who's there?" I smiled and hit the down button.

"Anita." He said still holding that deep voice and walking into the now open elevator. I hit the ground floor button.

"Anita who?" He grinned real wide and pulled my chest to his.

"Anita kiss from the most beautiful girl in the world." He had dropped the fake voice. "Right here. Tonight. Right in this elevator." He hugged me tight and I did the same to him. I know we just met but for Pete's sake, it's Niall Horan!!!

He rubbed his nose across mine and brushed his bottom lip on my top. I pressed our lips together and closed my eyes.

The kiss went on until we hit the ground floor and was interrupted by the ding the elevator made when it opened.

I let my lips off of his and noticed who the elevator had opened too. My in shock brother.

"What can I say Penny?" He laughed. "You stayed in the hotel..."

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Author's Note: Hello beautiful Readers! I really liked this chapter. I liked it a lot. I thought it was really funny but.. hey! That's just me! :) Thank you so much for reading. Vote, Follow, and Comment. I love you guys!! :* xoxoxo