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This is something that you have to read!
So this book has over 1,000 reads so I thought "Why not do something special!" So enjoy this rap battle between Natsu and Naruto!
Natsu: HEY look Happy! What?! There's a bigger loser than you! No way! That guy to get his friend back! Not needs one show but two. Damn dude I feel your pain. It must suck beyond apprehension. To get your ass kicked by a guy you used to call a companion. You know I find your story so SAD and WRONG.
Cause it really makes me cry! When two lovers can't get along! Aw well there's always that girl who likes to punch you into hedges. Is it just me? Or does it sound like the verge of an S&M Fetish. Yeah! By the way any plans to be Hokage any time? You know the thing you've been trying to do since 1999.
Speaking of 1999 you first 12 in the first fic. That means you've been lying about your age. You're actually 26 you lying little punk. Your too old to be playing the anime games. So go out and get a real job. And act your fucking age. Cause I'm the new era, I bring monsters to their knees. So give up bitch. This slayers just slayed the beast.
Naruto: What's that? Your name is Natsu? Bitch please! Your name sounds like someone tries to say mine but sneezed. My show has not thousands but millions of followers. Your show has NIL even your creator thinks it's bollocks. Kinda funny cause your show was kinda good at the start then suddenly something that comes out Satans Arse.
Ah God your so weak. Your most powerful move only destroys a wall. I could do that with my fist before I was even 4 foot tall. Aww did your daddy leave? And cannot be found? My parents died when I was born but even they still stick around. You think everybody likes you just because they smile & glare.
But why the fuck would they like someone who looks like Amy Roses pubic hair! Go on kid go cry to your guild you never should of challenged me. Someone's who's actually skilled.
Cause now I'm gonna just roll you in some paper And watch you as you roast . Then stamp you in my ash tray cause your ass just got smoked!
Natsu: Oh Amy's pubes your so funny aren't you? At least I don't look a love child of Goku and a Pikachi. BELIEVE IT! Dude! Go cry home to your village by the time I'm done your whole legacy will be FINISHED!
There's not a fight I've lost and there's not one I will. Especially to some pussy! Who's monster gives him skill if wasn't for him you'd be dead years ago. In fact scratch that you'd never existed!
Cause there'd be no show were as my power is raw it pumps straight through my veins. If I burnt you now nobody would remembered your name. You've outlived your time get to the back of the line.
With all the shows that beat you. Just like I beat you with rhymes. Your best options to walk away never come back. Cause your shows inches away from being axed! Just face it gramps you've just been up showed. And lose the Orange man you look like you've been Tangoed.
Naruto: Look Kurama! The little shizopherenic thinks he can rap. When he can't do proper magic! How the fuck can you do that. Give it up little punk you'll never be like Luffy! You're more like a crossbread of Hubba Hubba & Buffy!
What's your move again? Oh Yeah that's right Dragon Roar. I wonder if you'll still be laughing when my Rasengans kissing your fucking jaw! You little idiot! You're an disease on anime! Defeating you is as obvious as when Adam Lambert said "I'm Gay!"
Your jokes are about as a dried fountain! You and Gray remind me of the Japanese Brokeback mountain! Your sidekicks a cat mines a demon! That's like Chuck Norris fighting against Pee Wee Herman! You're all about friendship that is the thing. But there is a line drawn between friendship and obsessive compulsion.
Who has 40 games? And who only has 3 and one is one DS, the other PSP! I made anime what it is today you're just a homeless man. Who's been given some old chance. And Hokage! The people wanted me! So kiss my ass Natsu since it's the last you'll see!
WHO WON?
In my opinion Naruto won because he has a point he made anime what it is today. And Fairy Tail stole the "Fire Style! FireBall Jutsu" from Naruto!
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A Random Book
RandomThis is just a random book about me and my life. Things that happen the good and the bad. Mainly there are good and things that will happen in my home, school, etc.
