So I was eating dinner with my family then my dad makes a realllllyyy bad joke... Suddenly I start laughing..... What I forgot was that I was drinking water.. then all of the sudden I start to choke uncontrollably... I get a really dumb idea and drink my water again.. I start to cough allot which was not a good idea which was the water that made me choking in the first place. So I went to choking uncontrollably, to coughing...
Then I went to go outside to get some fresh air... then I guess that was the perfect time for my family to put salsa in my plate... I come back in I sit down at my table I eat one bite from my food.... few milliseconds later... "IT BURNS!!!! MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE!!!!"
Everyone starts laughing while am at the sink trying to get the hot salsa out of my mouth... and still it burns my mouth right now
*just right now*
Me: "What are you looking at Ruth?"
Ruth: "Just some pictures."
Me: "Oh I want to see!"
This is what happens I lean over and as I was leaning over I slipped on a piece of paper, my face hit the floor, and then my sister is just like
Ruth: "HAHAHAHA You idoit!!"
Me: *laughs while hurting in pain*
Wow! What a way to start off 2016

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A Random Book
RandomThis is just a random book about me and my life. Things that happen the good and the bad. Mainly there are good and things that will happen in my home, school, etc.