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Luaghing too hard!!

Mr. Rapers class today was the most disturbing, funny, and most comments on something I'm not going to say.

This is what happened, Mrs. Crouch and Mr. Rapers classed got together to do a project. Then when Mrs. Crouches class came in and then me, Ethan, and Fiona saw Kristin. I decided to yell out "CANADIAN!" Along with Ethan and Fiona. Me: "On the count to three we yell out CANADIAN!!! Ok Ethan and Fiona.... ONE...TWO.... THREE!"

Me, Ethan, and Fiona: "CANADIAN!!!!"

We all start to bust out laughing and Kristin gets somewhat red.

Then Mrs. Crouch said "Team up with someone I'm Mr. Rapers class." Larry teamed up with Ethan, which he was sitting next to me. Kristin got with me and Fiona joined us. Then when Larry comes over the first thing he talks about is butts.

Ethan and I start to burst out laughing again. Kristin "What the fuck just happened??" Me: "Larry was talking about butts." Larry:" Not butts I said bootys!"

*burst out laughing*

Me: "Hey Kristin I like big bu bu but bu butts I like big bu!" Kristin and Ethan laugh.

*minutes later*
(Larry and Ethan open a picture on a liver)
Larry: "Hey that's looks like a big, fat, juicy, booty!" We all start laughing again. "Wait why was there Goku on Google?!" Larry said. Me: "CALL NARUTO GUKO AGAIN CONSIDER YOURSELF DEAD!!"

*minutes later*
Ethan says something about a picture. Larry and Kristin all hit Kristin in the head. Me: "Wait were hitting Ethan!? MY TURN!!" I hit Ethan. Ethan: "Bitch!!"

Me: "Kick the baby!!!" Ethan: "KICK THE BABY!!!" Kristin: "Don't kick the goddamn baby!" Fiona comes out of nowhere: "KICK THE BABY!!!" Start laughing again.

*minutes later*
"I show Kristin, Fiona, Ethan, and Larry a picture about a bear saying something they all laugh.

(Larry tells something to Kristin)
Kristin says something in Japanese that Larry told her to say. Larry starts to laugh. Kristin "What!?" Larry tells Ethan and then Kristin what it means. They all burst laughing again.

Me: "What da fuck?!" Kristin says it again. Ethan and Larry and Kristin are laughing harder. Me:" WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?!" Ethan:" I'll tell you later."
(Tells me what it means) Me: "HAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T BREATHE!!! I I HAHAHAHAHA"

Fiona:" What does it mean?!" (Tells Fiona) "HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
(Bell rings) Ethan: " KICK THE BABY!!" Fiona: "IMMA KILL YOU!!!" Me: "DON'T KICK THE BABY FIONA!!!!" (Runs after her) I grabbed her bag and then she fell in the ground.

Me: "I'm so sorry!" I pick her up. "HAHAHAHAHA!!!" (We walk to the bus) Me: "You know if you think about it all the things we talked and laughed about you can actually rape a person!" Fiona laughs. Fiona "You got a point that's why his name is probably Raper because maybe he RAPES!!" Caragon heard the Rape part. Caragon: "WHAT?!"

(We both run) Fiona: "I'm going to yell out rape!!! Ready!!!! RAAAAPPPPEEE!!!!" Me: "HAHAHA!" I finish the rest of the sentence as a whisper it to her ear. (Help I'm being rapped) Fiona: "HELP I'M BEING RAPPED!!!!" I wrap my arm around her, "This is why your one of my best friends!"

Also, if you want to know what Kristin said in Japanese comment. But I'm WARNING YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!