Harry Potter:
"You're so ugly not even a dementor would kiss you."
"Riddikulus! Nope, you're still hideous."
"If that were any more ridiculous, it would turn into a boggart."
"Boo, you Horcrux."
And when all else fails... "Filthy muggle."
Mortal Instruments:
"Stupid mundane."
Percy Jackson:
"You're so hideous even Calypso wouldn't fall in love with you."
"Get away from me, filthy mortal."
"Your face would turn Medusa to stone."
Doctor Who:
"Your face would make a Dalek scream for mercy."
"Not even Jack Harkness would flirt with you."
Lunar Chronicles:
"Not even Queen Levana's glamour could save you."
"Not even Thorne would date you."
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