Fandoms: Part 2

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Divergent:

"You're so annoying, even an Amity would punch you."

"I hope you get high on Amity bread and die."

"Even Abnegation would shun you."

"If I were ranking initiates, you would be last on my list."

"Your face would be in Tobias's fear landscape."

"You Pansycake!"

"You're so filthy not even the factionless want your stuff!"

"If you were Dauntless Cake, not even Tobias would eat you."

"Amity is red, Erudite is blue, insult my Divergence, and I'll butter knife you."

"You remind me of Jeanine- everybody hates you!"

Hunger Games:

"Oh, you don't like the Hunger Games? Here, have some berries."

"Go eat nightlock!"

Percy Jackson:

Mortal: "Percy Jackson sucks."

Me: "May all your bacon burn."

Alice in Wonderland:

"OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!"

All the fandoms:

Jerk: "I hope all your favorite fictional characters die."

Me: "You know what I hope? That you fall into Tartarus, get stung by tracker jackers in the Hunger Games, get shot by a Dauntless, come in contact with a Weeping Angel, and get Demon Pox. P.S. Avada Kedavra."

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