ME: Darling, you're so fake, China denied they made you.
IDIOT: That's because they didn't. My mom did.
ME: *takes out phone and pretends to receive a call* Hmm?... Oh, hi, Mrs. (Idiot's last name)! Does this idiot belong to you?... mmm hmm... mmm hmmm... oh, I see.... okay... bye. *Puts phone away* your own mother denied your existence.
YOU ARE READING
Oooo... Burn!
RandomNow you can serve that perfect burn! (Whether it be funny or fandom-related) Please note that I made this in 2015 and I have no idea why people still read this lmao but thanks
