Wait until my father hears about this.
Your mom's so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge.
No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood!
I can tell you didn't get an O.W.L. in Transfiguration, otherwise you would have done something about that face.
Boo, you Horcrux.
When you encounter a boggart, does it turn into a mirror?
You're so dumb you thought Quaffles needed syrup.
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, everything is the same. But you're not there.
Yo momma so fat, Dumbledore asked her to guard Gryffindor Tower
Honey, the only accessory that could save that outfit is an Invisibility Cloak.
No offense, but I really don't care.
Mental that one, I'm telling you.
Excuse me, but who are you?
Whenever someone says something nice to you, my Sneakoscope starts whistling.
Yo momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in the House of Pancakes.
SHUT UP MALFOY!
Yo momma so ugly Voldemort won't say her name.
*puts hands over forehead* GO AWAY YOU'RE MAKING MY SCAR HURT!
Your face is really making me wish I saw the Grim.
... And when all else fails... "AVADA KEDAVRA BÏTÇĤ!"
YOU ARE READING
Oooo... Burn!
RandomNow you can serve that perfect burn! (Whether it be funny or fandom-related) Please note that I made this in 2015 and I have no idea why people still read this lmao but thanks
